"I'm Just Doing Karate and Trying to Get Females Pregnant"

Tracy Morgan can be funny while sober! He's sober, right? [EBG]

Zac Efron had appendicitis. We won't tell you what DListed thinks the problem was. [DListed]

Nick Lachey still does stuff, but we don't know what. Something broey, we think. [PS]

• There is always something there to remind you. [HT]

• Why are people who work in high-end clothing stores always the worst people in the world? [INO]

• Now it must really feel like walking on broken glass. [ICYDK]

• A country-singing vegetarian? Oxymorons are great! [CityRag]

Jan 15, 2008 · posted by Cord Jefferson, MollyGood · Link · 14 Responses
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  • Comments (14)

    No. 1 queencrone says:

    I love Tracy Morgan. However, what an amatuer.
    I can get polluted and never slur like that.

    If I was 30 years younger, I'd let him get me pregnant. He doesn't know that my tubes have been tied for 100 years. So I'd make him keep trying. I'd say, come one, dude, can't you get it done? Have some more sake.

    Posted: Jan 15, 2008 at 8:10 pm
    No. 2 Be Adequite says:

    http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,323049,00.html

    Dude, random…Brad Renfro is dead. He used to be so hot until he got into the smack.

    Posted: Jan 15, 2008 at 8:22 pm
    No. 3 queencrone says:

    I loved that naked eyes song. Something there to remind me. Good break up song.

    Posted: Jan 15, 2008 at 8:41 pm
    No. 4 bedbugsandballyhoo says:

    Vampira died today.

    Posted: Jan 15, 2008 at 8:48 pm
    No. 5 cooter says:

    Carrie Underwood makes me want to vom.

    Posted: Jan 15, 2008 at 8:53 pm
    No. 6 jujubees says:

    Efron has a case of the gerbilitits. I hope they can save that little guy. Don't tell MaryMac I said that. You know how sensitive she is.

    Posted: Jan 15, 2008 at 9:34 pm
    No. 7 queencrone says:

    Are you serious Bband B? She's the best.

    Posted: Jan 15, 2008 at 9:54 pm
    No. 8 jujubees says:

    You're high.

    Posted: Jan 15, 2008 at 10:14 pm
    No. 9 queencrone says:

    I am. It's true.

    Posted: Jan 15, 2008 at 10:15 pm
    No. 10 jujubees says:

    Takes one to know one.

    Posted: Jan 15, 2008 at 10:17 pm
    No. 11 EsquaredMom says:

    OMG, you guys, Matthew McConaghey or however you spell it is having a baby! Well, he's not, but his girlfriend is. After the earlier discussion of his T-Rex arms, all I can think is ew.

    Posted: Jan 15, 2008 at 10:28 pm
    No. 12 bedbugsandballyhoo says:

    Yes QC. I can't believe Cord didn't even mention it. She's a legend. Elvira was just a cheap knock-off.

    Posted: Jan 16, 2008 at 8:35 am
    No. 13 chelsea says:

    I found something that Cooter + I agree with
    Carrie Underwood. WOW could be a sign. (the end of the world.)

    Posted: Jan 16, 2008 at 9:27 am
    No. 14 gayledi says:

    Carrie Underwood Sucks!!!
    Annie Lennox one of the greatest vocalists ever (IMO)gets canned, meanwhile Modanna gets to keep producing crap. Gotta love the music industry.

    Posted: Jan 16, 2008 at 11:12 am
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