"I Have Never Known Anyone to Have More Pride in Their Home State and Their Upbringing in it Than Jessica Simpson Has in Texas."

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John Mayer swears Jessica Simpson "loves Texas more than you know," which is an important endorsement…more than you know. [Jossip]

Eddie Murphy already scared away another one. [DListed]

• Probably not pregnant because she's going out for sushi. If pregnant: shame! [INO]

Tara Reid! Guess what sort of state she's in. [HT]

Britney Spears is suing a photographer, meaning she still has lawyers working for her. Three years of law school and hundreds of thousands of dollars for that. Good decision, counselor. [ICYDK]

Gwyneth might be preggeth. [Yeeeah]

Robert De Niro's hotel will charge you $625 per night, but $500 will get you enough cocaine to make friends with someone from the Village with a foldout couch. Make the right decision. [CityRag]

Jan 16, 2008 · posted by Cord Jefferson, MollyGood · Link · 28 Responses
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  • Comments (28)

    No. 1 Kitchy says:

    I'm ever-so-glad John Mayer spoke out. Douche.

    Sushi - lots of kind safe while pregnant, especially if you eat at a reputative restaurant.

    Posted: Jan 16, 2008 at 6:54 pm
    No. 2 jujubees says:

    I mostly did california rolls last time. I mean, so what if he's got a third eye. It's not lazy or anything.

    Posted: Jan 16, 2008 at 6:59 pm
    No. 3 Kitchy says:

    California rolls don't contain any of the "warned against consuming" items anyway. ;)

    I was recently told all sushi in Califronia is flash-frozen to prevent the parasites anyway.

    But I love shrimp rolls, which are cooked. So I'm good either way. But damn, I got yelled at a lot for eating sushi while pregnant.

    Posted: Jan 16, 2008 at 7:04 pm
    No. 4 Kitchy says:

    That's right. Califronia.

    Posted: Jan 16, 2008 at 7:04 pm
    No. 5 blah says:

    I never understood that whole statment about sushi not being safe if you're pregnant. If you think that the food could contain parasites or bacteria, you probably should eat it or eat at that establishment in the first place.

    I'm going to get pregnant just so that I can eat sushi and get the ol' stink eye from nervous mothers.

    Posted: Jan 16, 2008 at 7:16 pm
    No. 6 blah says:

    I meant should not eat…sorry

    Posted: Jan 16, 2008 at 7:16 pm
    No. 7 janice says:

    "Be nice to her. She likes Texas"
    -John Mayer.

    Posted: Jan 16, 2008 at 7:18 pm
    No. 8 mae says:

    I'm going to imagine Jessica ate shit right after that photo was taken.

    Wasn't Avril drinking hard liqour on NYE?

    Oh Tara, you wastoid. Big shock!

    I hope Gwyneth is with child. She's looking a little emaciated.

    Bobby De Niro owns a hotel? No shit. I guess its better than the usual celebrity trend of clothing lines and restaurants. Personally, I think more celebs should buy towns and run them into the ground, like Kimmy Basinger.

    Posted: Jan 16, 2008 at 7:18 pm
    No. 9 Kitchy says:

    I've always wondered if women in Japan were told to avoid sushi while pregnant.

    Posted: Jan 16, 2008 at 7:19 pm
    No. 10 blah says:

    So was I. I think they probably look at the obesity in America, sit back, and laugh while they are eating a plate full of spicy tuna rolls.

    Posted: Jan 16, 2008 at 7:21 pm
    No. 11 mae says:

    P.S.
    I liked John Mayer better when he was just a dirtbag musician.

    Posted: Jan 16, 2008 at 7:21 pm
    No. 12 mae says:

    And a bowl of steamed rice.

    Posted: Jan 16, 2008 at 7:22 pm
    No. 13 cooter says:

    Gosh you guys are so negative. I love me some Hot Mayer. He makes me feel all squishy inside. (sick)

    Love, Chelsea & Denise15

    Posted: Jan 16, 2008 at 7:25 pm
    No. 14 Kitchy says:

    That's because he's so oily he glides.

    Posted: Jan 16, 2008 at 7:25 pm
    No. 15 blah says:

    cooter that was NOT funny! (ok, yes it was). The D word is hardly a laughing matter, except when she is on here spewing her mind vomit. Then I think we all laugh at it and silently weep for the future.

    Posted: Jan 16, 2008 at 7:27 pm
    No. 16 queencrone says:

    Yeah, don't eat sushi, instead have a big mac super sized. I am being facetious.

    I loved that song "All my exs live in Texas."

    I wished mine all did. Keep them all in one place. Easier to regulate them.

    My other very best favorite Texas song is that one that goes,
    "No your not from Texas, but Texas wants you anyway." Reminds me of T.O.

    You have to love a team that when years earlier, some football player disrespects the Star, then they get him on their team years later cause he has talent. Love that.

    Posted: Jan 16, 2008 at 8:41 pm
    No. 17 queencrone says:

    Maybe someday, denise15 will be handling my Charles Swabb account. THAT would be ironic. I would so make her bring me a cup of coffee. And I would ask dithery silly questions. She will have to call me ma'am.

    Posted: Jan 16, 2008 at 8:44 pm
    No. 18 queencrone says:

    O.k. Robert De Niro's hotel charges $625 a night.

    However, $500 will get me cocaine and a fold out couch IN THE VILLAGE with new best friends. (you can't EVER have enough friends,I always say-so this is big)

    The deciding factor will have to be room service and ammenities, like pools and spas etc.

    Room Service and a beverage bar in the room win out.

    Posted: Jan 16, 2008 at 9:55 pm
    No. 19 queencrone says:

    Plus, I can have people over to the hotel room. You can't really do that in someone else's house. It's just not good form.

    Posted: Jan 16, 2008 at 9:57 pm
    No. 20 queencrone says:

    Oh. Good LORD. I am doing it again.
    I should probably log off. After I check the other posts.

    Posted: Jan 16, 2008 at 9:59 pm
    No. 21 queencrone says:

    This is where the recent comment feature wopuld save us all alot of trouble. Right here.

    Posted: Jan 16, 2008 at 10:01 pm
    No. 22 queencrone says:

    As you all can tell, the (p) in the word "would"
    was an accident. I am out. Damn this west coast.

    Posted: Jan 16, 2008 at 10:05 pm
    No. 23 poo says:

    How much did Papa Joe pay Mayerbag to defend his dullard daughter's reputation? And instead of defending her talent, her body of work, her civic causes… he stands behind her because she loves the. state. she. came. from. That's original.

    Posted: Jan 16, 2008 at 10:09 pm
    No. 24 queencrone says:

    Yes. poo. I see you came on after I had a snack and went to bed.

    Posted: Jan 16, 2008 at 10:16 pm
    No. 25 cooter says:

    Damn qc, we should go to bed (not together) after last night.

    Posted: Jan 16, 2008 at 10:20 pm
    No. 26 queencrone says:

    Oh, cooter, you are right. How did you know that I was lurking? I am going. Right now.

    Posted: Jan 16, 2008 at 10:25 pm
    No. 27 cooter says:

    I'm a scientolgist I see all. Bad speller too.

    Posted: Jan 16, 2008 at 10:32 pm
    No. 28 Mr. T says:

    While I don't like Dallas (the team), I can appreciate their fans hating Chestica.

    Posted: Jan 17, 2008 at 11:04 am
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