Such Weird Body Language!!!!!!!
• NOW HE'S GIVING MILITARY SALUTES TO PORTRAITS OF L RON HUBBARD!!!!! [Yeeeah]
• 22-year-old Lily Allen suffered a miscarriage. No funnies about that. Let's move on. [DListed]
• Unironic mustaches: always good. [PS]
• Sarah Jessica Parker revealed to Allure that she used to be often told to get her nose "fixed." And it wasn't even broken. [INO]
• Kiefer Sutherland is getting out of the pokey on Monday after 48 days inside for DUI. Walk to work Monday, LA. [ICYDK]
• Kristin Cavallari from Laguna Hill World had a birthday party. All this time we thought she had a manufactured date. [HT]
• A drunk and busty Tara Reid retrospective. [CityRag]
• Kenya's a powder keg. Check it out. [NYT]
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Tom is becoming more and more a cult of personality.
I just shuddered watching that. Ah! And again.
Heil L. Ron.
Thats EXACTLY what I was thinking Juju!
one word…three syllables… CUH-RAY-ZAY!
Didn't Will Smith make some comment about Hitler and isn't he now in Tom's fold? that sounds nasty but the connected dots make me think these guys have gone, koo koo for xenu.
I couldn't help but imagine that phrase how it wasn't intended and ewww Tom's folds!
Also, I read the last link incorrectly and thought for about 3 minutes that Cord was referring to Kenya as a "power keg". It wasn't until I clicked the link and read the article that I though "Hmmm, something tells me no joke about drinking exists".
Someone's a little too excited for the Pats this weekend…
I don't care so much about the game but I want to be strong for any and all hags. I will drink for all your teams playing the football this week.
I like rugby. Not so much a football fan. However, I will be embibing and I'll spill some on the ground for "my homies", or "my haggies".
Ya know, you don't really hear Rosie O'Donnel doing that "Tommy, I love you" crap anymore do you? Remember how obsessed she was with him when she had her show? I wonder what she thinks of him now. Being that she's a lesbian, he secrety hates her, so I don't know how that whole relationship is going.
Oh my good Lord. I hope HE doesn't try and run for president.
As I watched this, I kept thinking, this is how he gets his nut.
Why is everything centered? I feel disoriented.
Why the link about Kenya?…
I feel disoriented, too.
Umm, can I catch the crazy just by watching this? Because this is even creepier than I thought.
QC, are you there? I was trying to hook up with one of my hags.
Love you all.
Best,
evil twin
He seems like he's about to cry at the beginning. I couldn't get through the first 30 seconds of it…too painfully uncomfortable to watch.
i don't know how i feel about this centred stuff. its making my eyes go dannielynn.
yeah, i said that.
I feel…intellectually soiled…
by that I mean, like someone date raped my brain. I agreed to watch it, but I didn't sign up for the creepiness that ensued.
what the hell is going on here? everything being centered offends my senses.
Really? I kind of like it. It's very centering.
i like not being centered.
I refuse to be centered by anyone. May Rumples tyranny rain down upon thee.
After watching that video, I think we all need to be centered. He totally threw my fucking chi off…and killed my buzz. Yeah it's 8:45 am, what of it?!
there's nothing wrong with a 8:45 am buzz as long as you follow the teachings of rumple.