• 50 Cent is going to interview Paris Hilton for some MySpace commercial disguised as journalism. Let's hope the notorious racist doesn't call him a nigger to his face. And if she does, let's hope he cares. [SH]
• Pretty sure Gwyneth Paltrow is seen here wearing what the kids call locs. Awesome! [DListed]
• Rachel Bilson's passport photo shoot finds her looking better than ever. At least she looks like a woman and not a victim. [HT]
• Go ahead and dress lie Catherine Zeta-Jones; just promise not to also be a calloused snake like her. [INO]
• Johnny Depp would like to be considered for the lead in Tim Burton's remake of Alice in Wonderland. Yes: Alice. Shark jumped. [ICYDK]
• New day, new Britney Spears diagnosis. [Yeeeah]
• She's finally given up, then? We thought she would never learn. [EBG]
• Margaret Cho won't cross the picket lines for BFF Ellen DeGeneres. Yay, principles! [Queerty]
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You know in like a week Paris is going to be all, "I woke up and found him dosing my arm. It was so huge and bulgey with muscles." Copycat.
Also, Johnny is so pretty, he would make an awesome Alice.
"Go ahead and dress lie Catherine Zeta-Jones; just promise not to also be a calloused snake like her." If I did dress like Catherine it would be a lie. That outfit has way too many trends going on plus she gives off this, Bitch, aura.
What are the chances Tim would tell Johhny, no? Do you think he'd want to be, Alice?
I can't believe anybody would still want to read anything that waste of brain matter would have to say. I think 50 just wants some sex. It's easy fitty, just tell her there are cameras.
Fiddy: "Your eye smells good."
Paris: "I'm a sparkle!"
That dress looks like an outfit you'd wear for one of those old timey pictures at the beach. Nothing says classy like a saloon whore.
Can you crazy bitches click on the last one?
Let me check
No, I can NOT. Will there be a bff fight now? How will we know what will happen?
I dont ju, may I call you ju? Who the hell is Margaret Cho? I guess I'll google
My husbands getting on my nerves, who gives a shit right. I do.
Oh I'm looking forward to that Paris H/.50 thing. Ill be there!
*it I'll google IT
Cooter, tell me when you find out. I'm too lazy.
cooter, do you need to borrow my frying pan? It's cast iron. I call it my gentleman persuader.
Ok, I did and I'm still not sure, a porn star, a writer, a comic…….hell I dont maybe a lesbian.
Could I qc? I need to get one of those.
I just keep bat under my bed for the middle of the night. I'm like Stallone in that way. You need to wait for them to be asleep. They can't run when they sleep.
Hey, my sister did that but it was a chair. He was all past out…he sooo deserved it. She fucked him up!
They try to run, but they can't get far if you lock the doors first.
Isn't Margret Cho a commediene from the 80's or early 90's? I seem to recall her being funny with the stand up, then she tryed to do some sitcoms but that didn't last too long. I think there was dieting issues too. I could be mixed up.
I'll ups overnight my gentleman persuader. I love the cast iron, because the blood cleans right off. The cranium is always a great target, but you do what works best for you.
Now I'm too lazy to find out. Maybe I saw my neighbor today.
That will help the irritation factor. Yes, it will help smooth out the edges nicely. Aaaahhhh.
:-)
You could be right.
Well, look at that ladies. Now we are linked up on the Cho issue.
bitching paid off.
The squeaky wheel get the grease. Or the door gets the oil if your Tyra. :-)
Settle down qc.
Ok. I will, I promise.
The door that hits you in the ass when you are kicked off ANTM
Yes. Bless their hearts.
I bet that hurts. The door AND having to go back to their regular life.
And then having to answer, yes, I was on ANTM, would you like fries with that?
Cho is a lesbian comedic so cooter is batting .500!
Comedic = Comic
I hate myself right now.
Paris = "notorious racist"? I didn't know that. I love Paris. Everyone should check out my upcoming show with my fabulous friends!! It premieres January 28th. Check out my website! http://www.myspace.com/dylanlovejd or http://www.lovejd.tv
Sugar Magnoila, is that you doll? Are you losing your mind? (At least you are not DylanRose. I bet they get deleted pretty soon) There is a big huge magnolia tree that I see everyday and I think of you.
(Oh and beej the pink sheep.) I used to be gullible and click on all that mess but I know better now. Plus my kids say don't ever send money or your bank account number to ANYONE. I don't care how many millions they promise you for your help.
Spam, spam, spam, spam… SPAM!
Morning QC… yup that was me. I have a bitch of a time remembering my PW when I'm home. I had just finished going round and round with my 8 year old. For a little thing she sure has a big attitude. She's back in her room right now 'cause she woke up with that attitude and decided SHE was in charge today.
Kids… can't live with 'em and CPS says you just can't beat 'em. (I kid… I kid.)
That hand on 50's shoulder scares me. It looks like Gollum got a manicure.
Raps dead 50cent not worth 2 cents now. That time
is gone.
Cho; not a lesbian and not that funny. Did anyone see 50 cents house on cribs?
I'm with chelsea. Although I still think he could take Kanye. In a fight, not seeling cd's.
She looks sticky to me.
margaret cho is awesome… i think her stand up is great. also, her guest appearance on sex and the city was hilarious– when Carrie did the runway show and fell on her ass. "Oh my god, she's fashion roadkill."
It is embarrassing how much I loved that show.
Good Lord. I finally get my turn at the computer.
I loved that episode of Sex and the City. I love Got to be Real by Cheryl Lynn. That song gets me all set.
Oh yes, nobody wants to be fashion roadkill. I have that episode on my tivo. OK, FINE. I have 80% of the episodes on my tivo. I hate damn repeats.