Is anyone else having problems with this site tonight?

I think maybe it hates me.

Hahahaha. Usually it's the hags who can't wait for the Commies, man.

Um…what?

Oh, I was talking about Cord's link to a Mollygood comment.

Unfair! Baby polar bears are some of the cutest things in existence. Why must they grow up to be beautiful giants who would gladly kill my face off then eat me posthaste?

If that makes you a hag, then I guess its official because the commies keep me hanging on every Monday. Mostly cause I hate f-in Mondays so its something to look forward to.

"kill my face off."

that might be better than "kill me in the face."

which, i have to say, i get excited to see being used by the lovely mollygood hags.

stm….wow that looks too much like std, sorry anyhoo I just love to say STOP THE MADNESS. Just thought I'd share that. Its usually when I'm just about shit-faced.

I have no idea where it came from, besides this site, but the other day I told my boyfriend I would kill him in the face. He looked even more perplexed after I tried to tell him where it came from.

You know what I like to say when I am just about shit faced?

I better not.

stopthemadness: "kill my (or their/your/her/his) face off" occurs when something kills you in the face so hard it comes right off. Polar bears swipe when they take down people, kinda like a fatal pimp slap, and I imagine something that big smacking you upside your head probably would kill your face right off.

"stm" could be related to "std". maybe it's sexually transmitted madness, which is what happens when you let syphilis go untreated.

Didn't that happen on Nip/Tuck a while back, or am I confused again?

YES! Lets here it qc!

Pretty Please?

I just looked at the Denise Richards link. The kid on the left looks like Benny Hill. if I were Charlie Sheen I would look into that.

Cord is just being so fucking meta today. Self-linkage, pictures of others taking pictures - either that or he is being lazy due to a hangover.

You made me look Lily. And I think that bitch has craaaazzzzyyyyy eyes. She may be one step away from going Britney.

It's "I better not". But I usually do anyway, and make my friends go with me.

we all have fun.

HA! I only hang out with the ones I can take with me!

Lisa, he's trying to set up recursion.

cooter, it's hard for me to keep up with all the different threads. Recent comments was like the cliff notes of commenting for me.

I am commenting away on one thread, and then I realise that you all have gone to another, so I try to keep up. It's like the playground all over again.

Now I'm really confused qc. So, I better not is what you say? Damn this drink in my hand….and yours.

Yes, I better not, is what I say.

You know, when I am just about shitfaced, anything can happen. You probably can sense that.

But it is all fun. Safety First. :-)

I think if I started saying "I better not" my other half would love it….of course he takes everything in a sexual way so that might get me into trouble.

cooter: or keep you out of it…

I better not….as in a school girl way. Men!

He gets plenty of the "I better not" in the seriously, "dont lay a hand on me or I'll kick you in the nubins" way. Did that make sense?

Yes, do it cooter! I bet you both will be smiling tomorrow.

That is what I miss about being married.

(But then I remember they always have to be in my business.)

I meant that for the first one.

Yes, I have had plenty of experience with the nubis comment one as you know, cooter.

Oh yes, I know.

And I really love being married now that my husband has a new girlfriend. She's a 1974 Corvette restoraion project from hell.

Oh my great balls of fire! What color?

What color does he want it to be? You are my hero.

If I remeber correctly, men who work on cars smell so good. And they have this passion that is so intense.

74 Corvette. This car is so sexy.

Yes, I love the mechanic smell!

It was white when we got it….I'm trying to press him into black. It has kind of marroon interior.

sorry I cant spell when the I'm drinking.

I get it, I don't need the good spelling.Or good grammer.

That is a sexy body the '74, and black/maroon would be so sleek. You have got to be so excited about this.

This was the first car that I fell in love with.
The exterioir was a midnight blue and the interior was blue as well.

Corvettes look better in those deeper colors.

I have a '88 Thunderbird, it's not the year that I really wanted. It is a turbo engine, a standard transmission, it doesn't look as sexy as other years, but it's black/beige leather interior. I can kick ass on all those little mamma boy sports cars on the freeway. And you know they get in check when an old lady kicks their ass. :-)

When I took it to the shop the boys asked, Is this your son's car? Yeah right. He learned to drive a stick shift with this car. Now he has a neon.

That's when these teenagers respect you, when you teach them the stick shift.

My other car is a family car.

Oh no, my husband would shit his pants if he heard that. I think thats what he wanted when he first started talking about a project car. We just kind of came across this and fell in love.
His is a 350 with a race cam. Whatever the hell that means…I'm new to this stuff.

i'm pretty sure i'm behind the "kill me in the face." it originated when i was once so drunk, i had to be taken outside and just laid on the ground muttering to myself "kill me in the face."

i, of course, could have absorbed it from somewhere else… i think i was the first to use it on this site though!!

*horn tooting now over.*

kill my face off is damn funny. i'mma start using it!

that and flossy.

Oh yeah, I had a FIAT stick shift. What the hell? It was adorable! Convertible. Smelled like pancakes every time before it overheated. I always give a shout out to FIFI (that was her name) when I make pancakes.

"fatal pimp slap"

also hilarious.

and seriously, we need our recent comments back.

otherwise i have to keep 8 different tabs open on firefox, one for each MG post for the day.

OR, i could, you know, go outside or something.

i prefer to let the warm glow of the internets wash over me with you fine people.

STM….. STOP THE MADNESS!!!!

Sopthemadness,yes, yes I remember that. It was back in like September, or something. You were telling us that story about being drunk, etc, and jujubees was the first one who said, that is funny. It has become part of our lexicon, and I thank you for that. Old ladies remember the stuff.

Oh I have no words cooter!! This corvette is all set. You could so kick my ass and anyone elses.
You will have so much fun with this automobile.

I hope you have car shows in your area that you can show it off. Seriously.

If I new how to do that fancy open tabs stuff, I would do it. My smart daughter is not home from work yet. Just in the event that any other daughter here is about to look over my shoulder:

All my daughters are smart, just this one who is still at work owns this computer.

I can barely send a comment, so STOPTHEMADNESS help us.

My very first vehicle was a 68 datsun pick up.

My dad bought it for me when I was in high school, cause he though that first, it was a stick shift and would take me years to learn, and second, that I could only fit 3 people in the cab,
It was a bench seat back.

Just like when he wouldn't let me be a cheerleader because the uniforms were to riske. And he said that cheerleading wasn't a sport, because it wasn't an event in the olympics.

So I made the swim team. That is a sport in the olympics. And check out how much skin a swimsuit
covers. A lot less that a cheerleading uniform!

We fit so many kids into that datson. Cops were different back then. :-)

I may have been a slight bit rebellious.

My sister had a Datsun hatch back….oh I had to drive that too. The first car that my dad tried to get me to buy (or want, cause he was picking up the check) was an ORANGE PINTO….which I believe later they found out if you were rear-ended it would blow up.

Oh, my car was so tiny…that if I left it somewhere like burger king, so that I could go cruise with other kids the guys would pick it up and hide it from me! Assholes.

I remember the pintos when they came out. You know, before we found out about that rear end collision fiasco stuff, we thought they were so cute!

Yes, the parents wanted to be sure to get us to have the small cars with only room for us, and our school books. And maybe one other friend.

qc, if you're not using firefox, start immediately!

it's a web browser, like internet explorer, but it's a million times better. you can open up tons of tabs in the same window instead of having a million explorer windows open.

cooter, i can't stop the madness! the voices in my head are relentless!

Remember the fiats? (sp) My aunt had one. she was so cool, she was my mother's sister but was closer to my age. I (God forgive me) even once told my mother that I couldn't beileve that she and auntie were sisters, because auntie was so cool. Mom just smiled. I wish I could tell her now I'm sorry. I'll bet she knows.

Thank you stopthemadness. I will tell my daughter as soon as she gets home. Plus, she will think I am smart. I need the edge.

The bad part of that is that she will need to get on the computer. Then once her boyfreind comes hoem, he has to play WOW. Which seems so much fun. He has all these incredible battles to fight. And people on his team to talk to. (Ventrilo)But it cuts down on my computer time.

I can hear the daughter pull up now. I will see you all tomorrow.

I'll have to ask my husband to do the firefox thing.

Oh and qc, I almost called you zc, I said MUCH worse things to my mother when I was or wasnt under the influence (as a teen). I actually wrote my mom a letter telling her all the things I was sorry for about 10 years ago….and believe me she understood. I'm sure you'res would too.

*yours….I might have had one too many.

Um, is everybody joking about how cute that monstrous-looking little polar bear creature is? EWWWWW! It's like a furry white fetus! All twitchy and stuff… And then, if you watch the whole video, it spreads its legs and you can see its motherfreakin' dick!!! Gross! Not to mention those creepy, cawing, pterodactyl noises it makes. Try and resist, indeed.

My first car was a 78 Pontiac Bonneville. It belonged to my uncle and he gave it to me. It had no grill, no horn, no radio, it leaked oil, sometimes the windows went down, only one headlight, only one door that opened, and took several attempts to start. I grew up in the desert in the boonies so taking that giant car with a V8 engine out onto the dunes in the middle of no where was awesome.

Hello, hello, hello, is ther eanybody out ther. I'm drunk bitches. I went to a funeral and then we killed out faces off with liquore. wooot wooot.

4HEY, SHLHHHH IS THAT ADNONG creepy or what? Shave your chin you ugly bastard.]

I never thought I would take charllie Sheens side in anything but, I am. Let your kids just be kids and don't ve sush a whore and try and make money off ofd them. Id didn't work out for Dina and it wont go anybetter this time. OMG, my typing is slurred. That's what i dget for drinking something called a hurrican.

Hey, blah. My frist car was a chevetter. It was brown so I called it a shitvetter. Hey, thers no r in cheevette. backspacing sucks.

OMG, 62 comments and they are all mostly a private conversation?

E G O

And ego was his name OOOOOOOO. Maybe if you had been here to keep us all on topic with more information on Denise and Polar Bears, things wouldn't have gone so horribley wreong. Now we'll never know.

Apparently baby polar bears are all the rage, so anyone smart would start a 'Baby Bear Blog.'

Screw that. They eat too damn much and aren't potty trained. They'll eat all your food, crap on your floor, and kill your face off. I'd rather work for x-17 and follow Britney around. I think she's potty trained? I can't confirm that.

Wow, i really can't take that Paparazzi serious with that landing strip on his chin.

That landing strip on his face needs to go. He's also got "there's something about mary" bangs and more make-up than Liza. Stop it.

LOL. Sorry kikikins! That's what I get for not refreshing before I post! :)

Sorry can't paint Adnan as total bad guy. Just like Kevin wasn't all bad. I don't like them but Britney is not an innocent, has often been the pursuer and usually knows exactly what is going on

The girl loves the attention

Hey cooter! I have a FIAT panda, stick shift, also smells like pancakes, well, actually, just syrup, when it overheats. I'm now wondering if all Fiats do that?

Wow…and yeah it really smelled like syrup which made me think of pancakes, I mean what is syrup without the pancakes. I loved mine aside from the fact that I never got too far without it breaking down. HMM…maybe thats why my parent got it for me.

And I'll do my part to bring my comments back to topic:

What about Adnan's banty rooster hair style?
His mother should have really helped him get ready.

It was an aggressive car chase. But then I said, get out of my car, get into my life.

Loved that song. Well that explains it, "then".

"thats" "that"!!!

"that" it "is".

raise your hand if you love drunk comments from juju.

*raises hand*