Not to mention that diamond is not a precious metal. Not to be the grammar police er nuthin.

I tried watching the Alba interview, but after the fifth bad joke, I had to turn it off. I hope nothing interesting happened - wait, what am I worried about, of COURSE nothing interesting happened.

1) That is retarded.
2)I didn't watch. I have no interest in anything Matt or Jessica have to say.
3) Maybe they have sensitive to hot teeth?
4)That is G-A-Y. Although, waxed > hairball.
5) I'm sorry why is Lisa Rinna and Rebecca Gayheart at the SAG Awards? The only thing Rebecca has done in years is kill someone. Angelina should have been on that list. Hermes or not, that dress was morbid.
6) Tila Tequila offends me far far more than Paris, Lindsey, Britney, Kim K. combined.
7) Blah.
8) Dr. Drew has nothing on Dr. Oz!

P.S.

Kanye West doesn't care about babies.

1. What kind of poor ass baby would ride around in that thing? It's not even an Escalade.
2. Sorry, just the idea of those two talking made me yawn
3. He's so weird. It's like his hotness fluctuates. One day he looks like shit on a shingle and the next day he's hot. What gives, Affleck?
4. That's so gay. I will need a blow up of it so I can explore just how gay it is.
5. Thanks, I needed that catnap.
6. She's so annoying, but I'd still wear that outfit, WHAT?
7. Oh, that was sooooo real. Oh, that was so real.
7.

Mae, you read my mind.

The term Boyzillian makes me so uncomfortable.

1) That's one of the stupidest things I've ever seen, on both counts.
2) Sorry, the minute you meantioned Matt Lauer I dozed off, oh damn zzzzzzzzzzzzzz.
2.1) Huh? Whaat? *wipes drool off keyboard. Oh yeah.
3) Hey! I drink iced coffee, but that's because it's easier to chug.
4) I'm pretty sure all Beckham is sporting is a pair of Neuticles UltraPlus® now with lifelike Epidydimis.
5) Just as you suspected, no.
6) No, it's because she's got worms.
7) It's possible this will prompt young kids to want to learn to play real guitars, at which point they will beg their parents mercilessly for a real guitar until their parents capitulate and fork over hundreds of dollars for a guitar and lessons, only to have their child find that learning to play real guitar requires patience and an attention span, and sucks because there is no immediate reward, but it looks kinda cool so they want to keep it which means their parents won't recoup any of their loses.
8) I think Dr. Drew has gotten a contact high off a patient because he seems to think he's relevant.

"mentioned"

Boyzillian makes me uncomfortable as well. Whenever I see the word I think of Godzilla. Go figure.

onlybs1…I've just been noticing that you are a real conversation killer.

Kenye West is not justified.