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• Look! John Mayer's doing that thing every enlightened jock does where they copy the hell out of Borat. [DListed]
• Kate Beckinsale takes her kids to the fire station. Firemen undoubtedly hit on her. [PS]
• Rihanna has launched her own line of umbrellas! Ellas! Ellas! Ellas! Ellas! Ellas! Ellas! Ellas! Ellas! Ellas! Ellas! Ellas! Ellas! Ellas! Ellas! Ellas! Ellas! Ellas! Ellas! Ellas! Ellas! Can we stop hearing that song now, please? [ICYDK]
• Courtney Cox's daughter has play dates with Ben Harper. So, y'know, future pothead. [INO]
• "All girls feel like a ‘nottie’ some days." [Yeeeah]
• Men as pigs. Some of these photos are actually revolting. [CityRag]
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John Mayer has the body of a 15 year old girl. I hate him.
Why John? Why?
Oh and I'm officially boycotting Paris f-ing hilton.
Of course Courtney Cox's kid is a future pothead; her dad is David Arquette.
John Mayer is Mother of All Douchebags. But don't tell Jared Leto. He'll cry.
My 2 year old loves "Umbrella." I have to play that damn song over and over and over again. If I don't, she just screams "Ella. Mom, Ella! MOM, ELLA!" until I do. So now we all know that song off by heart. However, I did find an awesome cover by Canadian band ill scarlett that we love, so that makes me happy.
At least she doesn't want to listen to, Heidi Montauge, or however you spell name.
I think the correct spelling juju, is Monfaketitsandnose.