1. Thanks for that. It's been awhile since I've listened to him. I think I'll update my mp3 player. I have a nice playlist in mind; Van Morrison, Jeff Buckley, Nick Drake, Kate Bush, Cowboy Junkies, Morrisey, prozac, and bacardi.

2. Damn, I was doing so good on working on my substance abuse and now I just have to lose my mind. All the good hospital beds are probably taken. And I'm not bunking with Chyna.

3. Yeah, the legs are good. But the face.

4. No Cord, do you finally believe in it? Just click your ruby heels 3 times and say, "There's week like fashion week"3x. And watch your back because Marc Jacobs would kill you for your ruby heels.

5. She only voted so she could take her breasts out for a phot op.

6. She's an annoying midget, but so am I. I'd totally take her body. And I would use it for good, not evil. I'm lying, I'd do really bad things with it.

7. Crazy and uncrazy Britney both look exactly the same. Me thinks she's not ready for the outside world.

Ok Cord, you are now officially my dream man. You like Nick Drake, you're intelligent AND gorgeous.

Good call on not bunking with Chyna. She's great and all that, but I'll be she hogs the covers.

Plus, she cries a lot. She does not put the FUN in dysFUNctional.

Please.

Yes, there is one thing I can not abide. And that's a crying drunk. I can handle and drunk and drunk girl. But not the crying. It makes me want to punch them in the neck. Oh, and I can't stand a drunk Rosie.