"I Think I Wanna Know Ya"
• Because Rihanna ruined it last night, here’s “Jungle Love” without interruption.
• Miley Cyrus goes without a seatbelt in a scene in her new movie. For shame! [DListed]
• Gwyneth says she’ll break the mold and adopt American. [PS]
• Faith Hill and Tim McGraw are still a-rootin’ and a-tootin’. [INO]
• Sienna Miller finally got her license. Sorry, LA. [ICYDK]
• That stripper’s doing more movie reviews. Enjoy, and don’t listen to a goddamn thing she says. [HT]
• Those feet. [Yeeeah]
• “Army Buried Study Faulting Iraq Planning” [NYT]
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Dear Cord,
Thank you most sincerely for the Jungle Love video and for something substantial posted from the New York Times.
Best,
mae
p.s.
Paris Hilton makes me feel better about my size 9.5 feet. Don’t make fun, I’m 5′9″
Oh snap. New Thunderdome match.
Brangelina’s children vs. Gwenyth’s (after adoption of course)
The Thunderdome can be fun for all ages!
Did anyone catch that episode of the Daily Show a few years back right after Gwyneth had just birthed Apple? Jon Stewart was talking about his baby, and said “so, I have a really important question. When our kids grow up, can my son bang your daughter?”
She didn’t take it that well. It was hilarious.
As you were.
I did see that and I’m not sure she knows how to process jokes.
I think even though Cord pretends to hate the movie reviews. He has an inner battle because she still can’t look away from the boobies.
1. Oh wee oh wee oh. Thanks Cord!
2. At least she still wears her panties.
3. No more kids till she can come up with a REAL name.
4. Where are her shit kickers?
5. Does she know we drive on the right?
6. John and George are spinning right about now.
7. Money does not equal class.
8. Army Intelligence is an oxi-moron.
Sugmag @8, funny and a true story.