Wait, Heath Ledger died? Next thing you know, Hallie Berry will be knocked up.

1. Paris, everybody has already seen your tired ole flapjack ass. Keep it to yourself.

2. I watch that show, I mean, I have a friend that does. It's amazing to me people can be that high and still perform.

3. I'm sure that's why he broke up with her. Nothing at all due to the fact she has boobies. Quick James, I said boobies.

4. What a coincidence, that's the same reason I don't try out for ANTM. That and because I'm too old and too short.

5. She probably got that from Sharon Stone.

6. I have a feeling I wouln't have watched this movie no matter who was in it.

7. You are so pretty Zac. What kind of mascara is that?

8. Another video I would kill any of you to see.

Uh.. peroxide?

Can't it be sulfuric acid or something stronger? You know, the kind where it forces old grandmas to sacrifice themselves and push tin boats that are melting to safety?

(Hopefully, someone gets that.)

1. Paris, put that shit away nobody wants to that herpes infested cootchie of yours.

2. So, even d-lister actors get the good shit now? And you were in Atlanta and didnt call me? How dare you!

3. So she parties a little….whats wrong with that? Uh?

4. Does someone follow her around with a pooper scooper?

5. Patty-no one wants to see your old droopy fun bags. For shits sake put them away.

6. Just sad.

7. Um, no comment.

8. Gross.

ManBearPig: fucking love the name. I'm all smiley and whatnot.

1) She did this for HER bday?? I have never seen someone trying so hard to be sexy, fail so miserably. Also, I can't believe those shoes lost their lives so she could flail around with some wet feathers.

2) How else are they going to stay up to learn their lines on a quick schedule?

3) That is actually credible…maybe he isn't gay…

4) Nigel…mmmmmmm, ahhhhllllghghgh. Anyone know how I can grow 6" in a few weeks?

5) That's some high quality chow-chow!

6) They should pack it in, everyone knows Gilliam is cursed.

7) That and Men's Health. Right? RIGHT?

8) Shanna's they type of girl who won't let criminal charges get in her way. In short, my fingers are crossed!

1. I've never seen someone respond to an open casting call for a porno.

3. I would have figured that Jake left her because he was scared of having all the blood in his body drained by that creature Kirsten. She never really got out of the Interview with the Vampire look

4. I would try out for ANTM too but there's not a big market for 5'4 and 135 on that show.

5. I know Aretha's a great singer yadda yadda yadda…but the woman is disgusting. There. I said it. You were all thinking it too so don't hate.

8. Although I hate Paris and find her "dancing" to be comical, I would have paid big money for Shauna to drowned her ass in that martini glass.

cryptic message for juju (and everyone else I guess)…blue bird clicked…web acknowledge…finally in the loop.

creepy isn't it? No…not really, I know.

The unfortunate thing is that Paris would have enjoyed it even more if it was full of frat boy beer piss.

Roger, over and out. That's a big 10-4 good buddy, smoke em if you got em. Where the streets have no name.

We've got a piper down, I repeat, a piper is down.

Attention Hags: the GUTTE will be on next seasons Dancing with the Stars. This is big news. BIG NEWS. I wait with bated breath until it airs.

No. Freakin'. Way. I have the feeling like he's going to try and recapture his Tackleberry cuteness. This is big news. Quick…to the hagwagon!!!

who the hell is the gutte?

steve guttenberg?

if it's steve guttenberg, i think i just peed a little.

Give em the GUTTE!

STM: yes, oh yes it is.

Do not even joke about that, mae. It will be like you tazed me in the heart bro. It will be on our Hag watch club.

We could have an intellectual book club or something. But ANTM is coming back soon too. I'd rater spend my time on that. It's just much harder to read and participate in a drinking game.

GUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTTTTTEEEE!!!!!!!!!

@Manbearpig: Doesn't that happen on that Dante's Peak film?

I was way too young when I saw that film, and was utterly traumatised by the melting, self-sacrificing granny scene (and very, very confused by the rest).

I've been thinking lately that someone should come out with a line of fashion geared towards the 5'5", actually average sized girls, and then - the reality show based around it! It can be so frustrating to see some of the fashions that clearly only girls with long, skinny legs can wear. ie: skinny jeans. I'd try out, and probably be distraught at how I was "edited" to look…

I must throw in that Nigel Barker is on my radio right now. I'm having a moment. PS. he said they are already done filming. Why can't I seeeeeeeeee through my radio? He sounds so sexy.

I would watch that show addicted. I might even buy it so long as it wasn't designed by Sweet Pea.

Ugh, Sweet Pea. I'm thinking more… Daniel V from season 4, I think? I was obsessed with this cashmere sweater dress he did for the finale and also this gorgeous white pea-like-coat. I want it. Now.

I like sweet peas, she's, sweet. But her clothes were not good. I liked Daniel too. I also liked that bitchy girls clothes. Forgot her name. The one with the shoe drama??????? Keresan? She's a bitch but her clothes were sexy. Probably not appropriate for Kroger's but I don't care.

ManBearPig — You're talking about The NeverEnding Story 2, right?

blah — You're thinking of Mahoney. That rapscallion!

If any of you come back to read this..

Nene totally got it right.

None of you saw the masterpiece that was Dante's Peak?

Ugh, I hated Kerasawn (sp?) but you're right, her clothes were hot. I personally want Christian to design a wardrobe for me for days when I feel bitchy, saucy and entitled…even if I am only going to the post office, I will MAKE IT WORK!!!

ManBearPig — I know you meant Dante's Peak. I tried (and failed) to be funny envisioning a granny acid bath in a children's movie. In the beginning of "The NeverEnding Story 2", the main character Bastian arrives at Silver City which floats upon a sea of sulfuric acid.
Gah, nevermind. :D