• Guys like this are why Brooklyn pwns Manhattan. [CityRag]
• Lindsay Lohan's father says he will not be ogling pictures of his naked daughter, despite their "artistic" slant. This surprises people for some reason. [DListed]
• That guy from Varsity Blues whose main character trait was his morbid obesity is now thin! There goes a career as "Fat Man #2." Hope it was worth it. [EBG]
• Jamie Lynn Spears, the one going to destroy her child, has been grounded. See? Those parents understand "discipline." [PS]
• Rihanna recently went shopping for art. Or, more likely, Rihanna recently went to a gallery and bought whatever the curator called "edgy." [INO]
• Harry Potter and Hermione are totally muggling each other. (We know muggle means non-wizard, nerd.) [ICYDK]
• Stacy Keibler, stop it! [HT]
• Scarlettoo. [Yeeeah]
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varsity blues is teh awesome.
seriously.
true story.
1) Brkln = l33t. duhvs.
2) You know Papa Joe would've looked. Hell, he would have brokered the deal.
3) I don't want (awkward pause) yer sammich.
4) JL should bust out that one Juno line. You know the one from the commercial about being pregnant and how much more trouble could she get into, cleverness, cleverness, etc. Ok I don't know about the cleverness, b/c I have only seen the commercial.
5) This is where I share (uncomfortably) that in the art gallery in the Venetian there is that Metropolis print. Evidentially some dude found the original poster plate (and other old movies) and is reprinting them.
6) What no mention of canoodling? Canoodlum, incestuom!
7) Oh man! I thought this was going to be about Kimmy Gibler.
8) Inspiration: Lisa Frank.
Him losing weight is so 3 years ago. Please, who writes this stuff?
Papa John totally would have made them his computer's screensaver.
That tattoo is horrible, HORRIBLE! Do celebrities find the worst tattoo artists possible? Sorry, I am a tattoo afficionado… Okay, snob.
Oh, and I too am a Varsity Blues fan, it was on the other day.
Off topic: This is definately the ditziest cycle on ANTM. I'm rooting for the Polish girl or the "plus" sized girl. I'd root for Fatima, but her attitude (and walk) kind of sucks.
I like the girl with lines shaved in her head. Of course that means she will be out in 4 episodes.
Not to be a bitch, but aren't most of the girls too old to make it in the real world? I was under impression that the median age for a model was like 16.
By the way, I found the Oscar Wilde quote I was looking for when saying some dumb shit about patriotism..
"Patriotism is the virtue of the vicious. Ilnaz was right." -Oscar Wilde
I love how unbelievably clueless about modeling Lauren is. She's just awkward. Maybe she'll be the dark horse like Heather was. I'm surprised at how bad a lot of the models' skin is. Even before they got to the top 14.
Sooo….what does "pwns" mean?
Is that something I should already know?
Cord is just a nerd. Basically back in the wild and woolly days of the early internets, during something called the Flame Wars (ok, that is a joke) people would misspell "own" as "pwn" when they were shit-talking. It was misspelled so frequently (like teh) it became a meme for the online and gaming communities, and is now part of nerdom. So instead of "your ass got owned" your ass would be "pwnd."
Wow! You learn something new every day…
Thanks LisaNumberOne!
Lisa knows all and sees all.
Nice site by the way.