• Here's Amnesia Sparkles – the drag queen responsible for making Cord "Cordless" – explaining how this Sunday's Oscars will be like sex with a black man. As you might guess, it's NSFW. [Queerty]
• Idle Americans are prepared to again fawn over American Idols, many of whom will soon become idle Americans once again. [DListed]
• That's not the breast place for a tattoo, Christina. [HT]
• A silvery Rihanna awaits your approval here. [INO]
• "I'm the Hillary Clinton of the Oscars." [ICYDK]
• Go organic! It'll make you feel like a new person filled with alien spirits! WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! [CityRag]
• Hey! More and more people are discovering that we have too many goddamn golf courses in this country. Cacti of the American Southwest, we've made the first step. [NYT]



Say what you want about Christina Ricci, I love her. I think she's breathtaking.
Rhianna is moving up the list of worst celebrities nicely.
Oh George, so wonderful you are.
I've already went organic. I feel the same. I want my money back.
Nevermind, I commented about organic foods before clicking the link, shame on me. Suri already looks pissed off at the world.
I couldn't get past Amnesia Sparkles - she's too pretty. I may be in lurve.
worst dressed* christ! i need to start proofreading my posts again.
okay, here's the thing. what I really like about this site and you posters is what you DONT post about…like JLO's labour, because we dont care. The rags should use that as a barometer for all the things they THINK we care about, but dont. So should Jlo, for that matter.
However, when a former supermodel ex-girlfriend of Tranny-fucker movie star and her millionaire new boyfriend trap and exploit their imported maids, well…i wanna hear about it and discuss it right here. jesus. I dont know why, I just do. And you should know that. It would have been a perfect way to spend some time at work.
I will never get tired of that Princess Cordless video.
s-p: it is a sick fucking thing. There was a couple in New York found guilty at trial this past December for the same sort of crap but with the added benefit of beating. Also millionaires. And the studio attorney and his wife (well mostly his wife), again millionaires paying shit, and also physically abusing the maid. I don't know if people got so rich by being cheap and morally bankrupt or became cheap and morally bankrupt because of a sense of superiority that came with being rich (not saying all rich people are like that). Sometimes, in cases like this, I don't know that I would mind an eye for an eye.
maria - neither will I. I clicked over to Queerty and watched the video again. Jennifer Lopez really should tone down the hair and makeup. She and Cord are looking similar. She and Cord could have a fierce-off!
I heart Amnesia…..