I'm sure the Razzies will get Eva next year.
God willing.

How dare the Oscars snub Guinan!!! Poopheads.

Whose dazzling turn as a jealous ghost in "Over Her Dead Body" what? You need a verb, kiddo.
Also, so not pleased that Matt Damon and Paul Greengrass wouldn't quit while they were ahead.

- I erased his name from my memory so I had to IMDB it, but Zac Efron and Daniel Ratcliffe would make such a wonderful, overly flambouyant gay couple! Much like Damon Wayon's gay movie critic characters on In Living Color, Blaine and Anton.

- She wasn't invited because of that dress. Or maybe because she's only slightly better of an actress than Paris. I could be wrong.

- I'M SO EXCITED! AND I JUST CAN'T HIDE IT! I'M ABOUT TO LOSE CONTROL AND I THINK I LIKE IT!

- They didn't mention Ellen either.

- Holy back problems Batman! (who am I kidding, I would love to have boobies like that)

- This calls for a match for the THUNDERDOME!!!!! Unless Cher comes with her headpieces, I'm taking Drag Cher for the block and the win!

Whoa. What was that?

Sorry. Sometimes I just can't contain my excitement over 'Bourne' movies.

Adrien Brody did the surprise kiss on Halley Berry when he won Best Actor and that was the only time it was ever okay. Stop trying to reproduce that you schmucks.

Poor Sofia Vergara. She's threatened us with an album, she's tried to act, and she's been "linked" with Marky Mark. Looks like she's reverting back to her real talent: big tits and a pretty face. Well it's working real well for Jessica Simpson, right?