Somebody Get This Kid a Cult

• Honestly, this imploration is one of great weight and applicability: “Get a life and stop jackin’ it.”[BWE]

Owen Wilson tried to kill himself and then got the girl back! See, Dr Abbot, it does work. [DListed]

Megan Fox’s photo shoots are getting nakeder, as are her handlers’ intentions for her. [HT]

• Hey, it’s Christina Aguilera’s famous boobs again. [INO]

• Why is Britney Spears even practicing dancing anymore? [ICYDK]

Amy Winehouse is coming out with a makeup line. Try it and let us know if it gives you hepatitis. [Yeeeah]

• “10 Badass Moments of the Wussiest Characters!”[CityRag]

Feb 26, 2008 · posted by Cord Jefferson, MollyGood · Link · 15 Responses
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Comments (15)

No. 1 Luz says:

DOES THAT STUPID BITCH SERIOUSLY NOT KNOW HOW BAD THSOE IMPLANTS LOOK? I’m sorry, that wasn’t nice. They’re just so terrible. It’s a real shame.

Posted: Feb 26, 2008 at 7:05 pm
No. 2 cooter doesnt give a shit says:

Oh deary me. Those are boobies only a man could love.

Posted: Feb 26, 2008 at 7:12 pm
No. 3 Lisa(#1) says:

I am sorry, I can’t get past that vid’s monkey teeth. HE HAS MONKEY TEETH PEOPLE. I had a nightmare once where I had chimp teeth. I think it is pretty much my worst nightmare ever. MONKEY TEETH!

Posted: Feb 26, 2008 at 7:22 pm
No. 4 jujubees says:

I like that kid. He’s hilarious and I love the way he says, “Le Shizzle”. It kind of makes me want to change my name. Jujushizzle? Shijuzzle?

Don’t feel bad Luz, let it out. They are bad and she needs to put them away before she shoots someone in the eye with milk.

Oh look, it’s Britney and those boots.

Posted: Feb 26, 2008 at 7:30 pm
No. 5 cooter doesnt give a shit says:

Can we stop with the Meagan Fox already? I’m already suicidal. Fuck!

Posted: Feb 26, 2008 at 7:36 pm
No. 6 blah says:

Lisa, I’ve had dreams about teeth. It’s so weird. I’ve had several dreams where I was looking in a mirror and my teeth were falling out. Gross.

Posted: Feb 26, 2008 at 7:55 pm
No. 7 jujubees says:

Anybody remember Tommyknockers?

Posted: Feb 26, 2008 at 9:49 pm
No. 8 stopthemadness says:

isn’t that a stephen king book?

it’s one of the few i haven’t read. oh, and i haven’t really read anything he published since like 1996.

Posted: Feb 26, 2008 at 11:01 pm
No. 9 queencrone says:

Where is this child’s mom? She could really have some fun messing with this young boy’s head.

Yes, I laughed and found it humourous, but what I find even more fun, is to call these little shits on their mess.

Bear with me: I’d ask him “sweetheart, can you explain what “jackin’ it” means? I don’t get that.” *This line has to be delivered with the utmost innocence on Mom’s part.

“And doll, who exactly is Le Shizzle? Is she that nice girl from school? I want to see her comments to you.” (Mom’s motivation here should be, I want to believe that my son is a good boy.)

“Is this what you are doing in here, instead of your homework?” (mock suprise)

If done right, this little young man will take out the garbage for the next 10 years promptly, with no arguments. :-)

Posted: Feb 26, 2008 at 11:06 pm
No. 10 queencrone says:

And then I would get him some orthodontics, they have payment plans.

He will be a nice looking young man some day.

Posted: Feb 26, 2008 at 11:26 pm
No. 11 bedbugsandballyhoo says:

QC… I really need your help.

Posted: Feb 27, 2008 at 12:20 am
No. 12 EsquaredMom says:

I now hate Megan Fox, when I didn’t care about her at all before, because she is dating my new TV boyfriend, BAG, or as I like to call him: He can BAG me anytime, ha ha ha. She makes me want to cut a bitch and then kill her in the face.

I’m going to bed now because clearly I am horny and violent. I am hating being a single parent. PS My husband is coming home for the weekend so YAY!

Posted: Feb 27, 2008 at 1:30 am
No. 13 mae says:

Ding! Dang! EM!

They say teeth falling out dreams mean your afraid of losing control or not being able to control a situation. Or there is a certain anxiety over your appearance or others perceive you.

I had to look at CA’s boobs a couple times and each time couldn’t help, but wonder “what the heck is up with her left boob?!”

Posted: Feb 27, 2008 at 3:48 am
No. 14 jujubees says:

In Tommyknockers everybody’s teeth started falling out. Like they do when you start digging up ufo’s. It happens.

I really wish I could have one more time so I could name it, Le Shizzle. I have been captured by the name, Le Shizzle.

Posted: Feb 27, 2008 at 8:47 am
No. 15 jujubees says:

What my crazy ass meant to say is that I wish I could have one more child. Not one more time, so you could hit me.

Posted: Feb 27, 2008 at 8:49 am
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