"With Your Face in It!"

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• Our gay brother at Queerty was almost involved in this whole Perez sex tape madness. So close. [Queerty]

Hef has finally come through with that offer for Lindsay Lohan. It's right on time, and she's totally contemplating it. [DListed]

• Check it out! It's the pictures of Nicole Richie's baby you forgot existed and said you might consider looking at. [PS]

• Hmm, Katie Holmes has a black heart with evil eyes embroidered on her sweater. That's weird. [INO]

• "Pregnant actress Tracey Gold is refusing to follow Hollywood trends - she’s going public with her unborn baby’s sex and name." Tracey Gold? She's also sorta bucking that "fame" trend Hollywood is so obsessed with. And that "working" trend. [ICYDK]

Jessica Simpson's going to Kuwait. A king's ransom to anyone that can shred her travel documents before her return flight. [Yeeeah]

Winehouse makeovers: Just follow the dragon to a whole new you. [CityRag]

Feb 28, 2008 · posted by Cord Jefferson, MollyGood · Link · 15 Responses
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  • Comments (15)

    No. 1 Kitchy says:

    "Tracey Gold? She’s also sorta bucking that “fame” trend Hollywood is so obsessed with. And that “working” trend."

    Sometimes I wish you could give yourself a Commie.

    Posted: Feb 28, 2008 at 7:20 pm
    No. 2 Lily the Pink says:

    Hold on. I'm not used to seeing the word "shred" used in conjunction with Jessica Simpson's name without seeing "not a single" on the left of it and "of dignity" on the right.

    Posted: Feb 28, 2008 at 7:23 pm
    No. 3 blah says:

    I was stationed in Kuwait…trust me Jess, you are going to get plenty of people wanting your photograph, but I doubt anyone is going to want to hear you sing.

    Posted: Feb 28, 2008 at 7:43 pm
    No. 4 Luz says:

    I miss chasing the dragon.

    Posted: Feb 28, 2008 at 7:43 pm
    No. 5 blah says:

    Oh Jesus Cord!! I just popped over to Queerty. I did NOT expect to see THAT!!!

    Posted: Feb 28, 2008 at 8:25 pm
    No. 6 mae says:

    I hope Hef photoshops out her body covered with freckles.

    I have to admit, those are really cute pictures of nicole, joel, and harlow. harlow's definately cuter than, i forgot christina aguilera's baby's name already.

    Posted: Feb 28, 2008 at 8:30 pm
    No. 7 cooter incarcerated says:

    Yeah Blah, my husband just walked in as I scrolled down to the "good part".

    Posted: Feb 28, 2008 at 8:33 pm
    No. 8 mae says:

    nice timing, cooter!

    Posted: Feb 28, 2008 at 8:47 pm
    No. 9 mom w/twins says:

    all babies are cute when they're sleeping…duhh

    Posted: Feb 28, 2008 at 9:05 pm
    No. 10 mae says:

    no, that's not true. some babies are ugly, plain and simple. case in point the boy who plays "michael carinthos" on general hospital.

    Posted: Feb 28, 2008 at 11:56 pm
    No. 11 Angela says:

    The first naked guy wore his penis way better than the second naked guy.

    Posted: Feb 29, 2008 at 8:20 am
    No. 12 Sugar Incarcerated says:

    Cord: Katie is sporting an alien love child badge. Duh.

    Cordially~
    Sug

    Posted: Feb 29, 2008 at 8:49 am
    No. 13 jujubees says:

    AHHHHHHHHHHH, why did I read that. 5 minutes of my life I can't get back. Luckily he did not make the sex tape. I don't think I can handle seeing him getting it hard while his flabby belly quakes like jello. I need to go vomit now. A LOT

    Posted: Feb 29, 2008 at 6:50 pm
    No. 14 Lily the Pink says:

    The black heart and eyes is the logo for Comme des Garcons PLAY line.

    Posted: Feb 29, 2008 at 7:36 pm
    No. 15 Lily the Pink says:

    Garcons'

    Posted: Feb 29, 2008 at 7:39 pm
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