• This is a terrible rendition of a not very good song that can only be redeemed by lots of f-bombs. Sorry, Kel. [DListed]
• Despite the odds, Adam Sandler's daughter is very cute. [PS]
• "Man vs Wild: New York City" [CityRag]
• Madonna has upset adopted son David's biological father by saying it's "not even a possibility" David would have lived had she not swooped in to rescue the destitute Malawian boy. The baby daddy begs to differ. [ICYDK]
• One of Barbara Walters' crew members totally made Hannah Montana's toilet overflow, so Hannah sent Babs a golden toilet. Now it's showbiz history and the two gals both laugh at the incident. Oh, decline. [INO]
• Cindy Crawford doesn't age, and if you drink her blood you won't, either. Catch her if you can! [HT]
Editor
Whatever, Cord. Total Eclipse Of The Heart is the best song ever in the entire history of music.
Cord talked about toilets. Cord talked about toilets.
And, oh yes, Cindy is a vampire.
Am I terrible to think Adam Sandler's kid isn't that cute?
kelly O has certainly dropped the pounds.
very cute? erm, okay.
supermodels don't age. her, christie brinkly, elle macpherson all look great. wait, scratch that, janice dickinson looks like hell on heels.
no, jill. babies, especially celebrity babies, are free game too.
Oh thank god. I almost felt bad…HA!
Cindy is ok. I'd prefer to suck the blood of Christy Turlington. I'm not sure about Naomi. Does crazy bitch syndrome travel in the blood stream?
Oh yes, Juju, it's kind of like rabies.
Kelly's voice wasn't as bad as I thought it was going to be. Still not that great, but I wasn't exactly looking for her to sound great to begin with.
No, she's not very cute. Sorry.
The interpretation was about as fake as the show is, so that's kind of cool.
Even though I can't stand her pretentious, Detroit ass, I don't think the father of Madonna's adopted son has much room to talk. He dumped his child off in an orphanage in a third world country.
So let me get this straight - Babs takes a giant duece, clogs Hannah Montana's toilet and MILEY buys Babs a new toilet? I'm going to take a dump in her banking account her little Nickelodeon ass can send me some money. She should have sent Barbara some Dulcolax and a plumbing bill.
Cindy Crawford looks flawless, and her children are the most beautiful children I've ever seen. I'm silently hoping to steal her identity - and of course that means her looks and her life. She can keep the husband.
I am sorry, but Adam's daughter has Rumer syndrome.
WHAT? If she's not cute, chocolate isn't delectable, this week's commies did not rock, and my toenails aren't ingrown!
Sorry-Adam's daughter is not at all cute!
That is the coolest Karaoke bar I have ever seen!
Yep, that kid is not cute. She definitely looks like her daddy though. Yikes.