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• Does Audrina Patridge even like Audrina Patridge? [INO]

• Remember when this chick was Clarissa and she explained it all? Now she's a mother of two. [ICYDK]

• There's a lad mag out of France called Maximal. Sound familiar? One can't trademark chauvinism. [HT]

• "Cartoon-alikes" [CityRag]

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Mar 13, 2008 · posted by Cord Jefferson, MollyGood · Link · 24 Responses
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    No. 1 Lisa(#1) in limbo says:

    If I may make an addition:

    * Lets hope we can get Recent Comments back.

    Posted: Mar 13, 2008 at 6:36 pm
    No. 2 blah says:

    "Baracks not white, he's nor rich and he's not privelidged"

    I hope this fucking racist realizes that Barack is in fact, half white. I know he doesn't exactly look white so this guy is just chosing to sweep the "cracker factor" under the carpet because it doesn't pander well to his audience. Obama is also pretty damn wealthy. If he bothered to realized he's been able to raise more money in two days than Hillary has been able to in a month. Besides, being an Illinois Senator and a lawyer doesn't exactly pay peanuts. Privelidge is pretty much a given since celebrities are getting in line to suck him off.

    People like this help perpetuate racism and it's nauseating. It's almost as if he's proud of the fact that there has been and is racism in this country, so that he can feel justified in spewing hate that is conviently cloaked in the church. He's no better than David Duke. At least he admitted he's a racist - this guy would likely call me racist for insinuating that he is.

    Guys like this piss me off. It just makes me realize how the wheel can go backward just as easy as it can go forward.

    Posted: Mar 13, 2008 at 6:56 pm
    No. 3 Crazazy says:

    "Jesus was a black man!" Huh??!! Since when?

    He is scary and to say that Barack is poor is completely laughable. I should be so poor.

    Posted: Mar 13, 2008 at 7:59 pm
    No. 4 queencrone says:

    Way to get the scoop Lisa!! :-)

    Posted: Mar 13, 2008 at 8:04 pm
    No. 5 Lisa(#1) in limbo says:

    My god, QC, how are things over there?! I'm working super late tonight too! Sucks to be me.

    Posted: Mar 13, 2008 at 8:06 pm
    No. 6 queencrone says:

    Well, I just toasted to you, and the beer is fine. :-)

    It is still sunny here and about 50 degrees, at 6:21 West coast time.

    I really truly hope that you can go in late tomorrow.

    In other news, I am on vacay all next week! :-)

    Posted: Mar 13, 2008 at 8:22 pm
    No. 7 stopthemadness says:

    i've just finished the worst work week of my entire life.

    thank god i had the sense to buy a six pack of guinness last night. i had twenty bucks (which i had to borrow from my boss because i lost my atm card) to "buy gas." i opted to spend what i could on beer and crackers (because not enough would be left over for a full meal) and spend the rest ($8.15) on gas.

    sad. but awesome at the same time.

    Posted: Mar 13, 2008 at 9:19 pm
    No. 8 Lisa(#1) in limbo says:

    I think that is the only choice you could have made STM. Unless you opted for the 4-pack with widgets. So two choices.

    Posted: Mar 13, 2008 at 9:31 pm
    No. 9 stopthemadness says:

    thanks, lisa. it seemed two parts common sense, one part ghetto.

    widgets. only lawyers say widget. and "blackacre."

    Posted: Mar 13, 2008 at 9:44 pm
    No. 10 Lisa(#1) in limbo says:

    Don't forget the neighbor whiteacre.

    On the reals, though, I think Guiness herself calls them widgets.

    Posted: Mar 13, 2008 at 10:04 pm
    No. 11 stopthemadness says:

    well i'll be good and goddamned. you're right. it says so right on the bottle.

    *gulp*

    Posted: Mar 13, 2008 at 11:16 pm
    No. 12 blah says:

    I've got a four pack of Guinness in my fridge. They've been there for a while so I'm sure they are pretty gross by now. Can beer expire?

    Posted: Mar 14, 2008 at 6:35 am
    No. 13 chelsea says:

    IT HAS A DATE(ALL BEER) ON EACH BOTTLE SAD BUT TRUE

    Posted: Mar 14, 2008 at 9:45 am
    No. 14 Sugar Magnolia says:

    Carazy… no shit. Everyone know She's female.

    Posted: Mar 14, 2008 at 9:57 am
    No. 15 Jen says:

    "There’s a lad mag out of France called Maximal. Sound familiar? One can’t trademark chauvinism."

    This is an example of why Cord bugs me. Maximal is the French edition of Maxim. They're both owned by Dennis Publishing, so there wouldn't be any trademark conflict. I assumed as much when I heard the title, and all I had to do was Google it to confirm. I rarely disagree with Cord's point, but his execution irritates me. Sometimes it seems like he's complaining for the sake of complaining rather than actually trying to make a point. And why do I feel like he's being pompous and condescending even when I agree with him?

    Posted: Mar 14, 2008 at 1:14 pm
    No. 16 chelsea says:

    the rath of hags will be brough down you Jen take shelter

    Posted: Mar 14, 2008 at 1:50 pm
    No. 17 chelsea says:

    on you

    Posted: Mar 14, 2008 at 1:50 pm
    No. 18 chelsea says:

    Obama spend 20 years with that church, got married there, he must share some their beliefs.
    example (I was 20 years with the clan but that's not me)
    that wouldn't fly would it

    Posted: Mar 14, 2008 at 2:41 pm
    No. 19 Lisa(#1) hearts Benny Lava says:

    Oh, snap! Cord got served.

    Jen, I suppose Maxim could sue Maximal - like the Coke commercial (or something) where they wanted to sue Diet Coke for taste infringement.

    Posted: Mar 14, 2008 at 2:43 pm
    No. 20 evil twin says:

    Jen—Because you're right.

    Posted: Mar 15, 2008 at 9:14 am
    No. 21 Lisa(#1) hearts Benny Lava says:

    The preacher looks familiar. I think I saw his profile on a celebrity millionaire dating site called HotLoudTalkers.com. You should check it out for singles like him.

    ;P

    Posted: Mar 15, 2008 at 11:07 am
    No. 22 ilnazhad says:

    @ Jen-
    Yeah, Cord made a mistake. I don't see the problem with that. And the "complaining for the sake of complaining" is what I believe makes Cord so droll and masterly. Also, one of the most important things about being a proficient writer is calling a fool a fool, so he's not being "pompous." When he expresses his opinion, he doesn't go "I personally… this is subjective.. I'm likely wrong" because it takes away from the post and it states the obvious. And a lot of the fun of this site is taking apart trivial characteristics. It is implied that the implications are exaggerated.

    Posted: Mar 15, 2008 at 2:54 pm
    No. 23 ilnazhad says:

    @ crazazy-
    Jesus would have looked like any other Israeli male. (If he existed,) he was of middle-eastern descent. It is possible that he was dark enough to look black. They made him look Arian so he would appeal to Christian neocons.

    Posted: Mar 15, 2008 at 2:55 pm
    No. 24 Jen says:

    @ilnazhad

    I get what you're saying, and I don't expect Cord to write that way at all. I read Stereohyped and I know know which posts are Cord's and which are Lauren's by the tone alone. For some people, Cord's tone may be his appeal. All I'm saying is, it doesn't work for me and it's kinda irritating. I do wish I felt otherwise because, like I said, I usually agree with him.

    Posted: Mar 15, 2008 at 10:59 pm
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