Ha! I got you beat Cord! Actually I was just getting impatient because I know you secretly love SATC and it would only be a matter of time before you linked that story.

I would kill myself in the face to have Jen Aniston's body.

she's got a banging body. i just watched the break up last night. i think she's really quite pretty. and i think she's looking a hell of a lot better than ol' skin and bones "i'm going to have a united colors of benetton family" jolie.

true story, stm. i have never found angie attractive. if i was a man, i would not kick jen out of bed for eating crackers. however, i would kick angie out of bed for eating just about anything.

Sally Mae, I would kill YOU for that body.

Ok that didnt sound right but you know what I mean. Damn the green beer.

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Why do people always compare the looks of the exes of a particular person? Twisted…

And why do people always kid they will kill themselves for a toned body? They won't even work-out three times a week. Be honest; you don't really care.

Nope, I'd kill myself for a toned body. Then I'd look super hot in heaven and hook up with Heath Ledger. Oh I really care.

Just check out actress Kristen Davis who played Charlotte York from the popular show and upcoming movie Sex and the City sucking dick with joy and gusto! Awesome stuff considering she’s the only good looking one from the show. Just wait until you see the others. If you can’t wait and want to see the rest of the dirty photos, go to http://www.clubtaylorrain.com. All of the photos are in the members section. We’ll post them here one at a time.

taylor rain or http://www.clubtaylorrain.com looks exactly like kristin in the cocksucker picture except with 16lbs of make up on. i call bullshit.

oh yeah, that excerpt was from scottfayner.com

and who says we don't work out 3x a week?!

I was gunna say, something about that wording made me feel like you turned into a spammer.

I don't believe in heaven. People who do don't believe people who kill themselves go to heaven. You're going to have to come up with a new game plan.

haha, yeah jill i just re-read is and thought "oh my god i've become who i hate."

Hmmm, quite a broad generalization there missy. I don't quite fit into it. I believe in heaven, I believe you may go there if you kill yourself. That may work if I was a hard ass Catholic, but as it is I'm a weak ass Catholic.
You really can't tell me what I believe in, or how many times a week I work out. That's just weird.
This thread just got a whole bunch of awkward.

Moving on…I work out 3 times a week and I still dont look like that. Gravity can suck it.

Whatever happened to jujubees? His/her posts comments were so funny!

Oh, please, cooter. I know you're a hot cock ferret.
I just hope you still aren't fisting for complimetns…

And, jill, I was kidding around. All apologies.

"a whole bunch of awkward."

ha.

and seriously, what the hell, juju? wherefore art thou?

juju must've gotten herself stuck in a wonky yoga pose. juju, come back!!!!!!!!!

It's all good ilnazhad, I was being 95% sarcastic. I'm really a flat ass Catholic.

For the record: I had a beeaaUUUTifully toned and hot-hot body, back in the day.

Yeah, yeah, hell yeah, it was a wonderful experience worth killing ANYONE even your beloved momma over.

I didn't have to work out or anything for it. It was genetic.

Yeah, I miss those days. But….the fun that I had!! I now have the memories. Get me another beer. Thanks.:-)

If David Beckham needs cutesey quotes to inspire him why does'nt he just buy some fridge magnets…. They are less tacky than the tattoos ..and more profound

I think Billy is on to something.

Mae: I call it "Fridge Magnet Philosophy"…..its deeper than a tatooists ink and makes the fridge look funky too.