In an effort to bolster the ever-assailed decorum of the Internet, Mollygood looks to poetry with Someone Haiku. Each day – using 17 syllables or less – you’re given the opportunity to wax poetic about some piece of flotsam or jetsam that’s washed up on the shores of Mollygood. Hopefully this Zen practice will not only bathe you in self-discovery, but also bring a touch of Eastern class to a global network of information that’s devolved into nothing more than tit websites and provocative MySpace pictures.
Today's Someone Haiku winner is Sugar Magnolia:
It was more like a
Grateful Dead Tour. She went from
gingham to tie dye
Very well done.
New one under here.
Good lord, man: the pastels! Today, compose a haiku in response to this photo capturing Jennie Garth and her handsome family in repose. On the surface: delightful. But what are they hiding? Only the eldest child seems to know something is amiss. We think it might have something to do with the Draconian grip Crocs seem to have on the white tribe. What's your guess? Good luck.
Editor
Pastel Crocs cover
up the horrible truth that
they all have webbed feet.
Kelly Taylor should
know. Just because it feels good,
Doesn't make it right.
That's a 90210 reference for those that were deprived of their childhood =)
Remember when Kelly stole Dylan from Brenda? Not cool.
A rainbow of crocs
They must be the spokesmodels…
Unless they're just weird.
Stiff poses
can't hide
the croc of (bull)sh*t:
Your not in high school anymore!
picture perfect
on the outside
behind closed doors
just another croc
The pain of being
Kelly Taylor only could
you know in her shoes
You must remember
Amongst all those nice pastels
the big kahuna?
Dancing with the Stars
warped her fashion sense.
Those poor little kids.
Readies machete
searches for sweet magnolia
with murder in eyes
I like crocs
so much I
bought the company
You love me Stoney… you know you do. :)
Kelly Taylor, dancing star.
Forced family croc ad,
Fifteen minutes…tick.
Oh yeah, sugar. Yeah, I love your too many entries ass. A grateful dead reference and suddenly I'm not cool enough with my weed pants haiku. That was some brilliant shit. *blows head off*
I loved your weed pants haiku. And as far as my too many entries, weed is a topic near and dear to my heart.
ps… ya' missed me! : )~
Kelly's family
perfect in every way
a croc to donna
Bet your ass her house
is shabby chic and one kid
is named Madison
Stoney, you may be a wee bit paranoid.
Stoney, those who post a lot of entries from glass houses shouldn't throw stoneys.
:-)
Like Crocs, Garth's kinsfolk
resist bacteria, yet
still absorb odors.
The Ughs of summer absorb odors and it makes me go MENTAL. I'll never pardon "garden chic."
who knew crackers with
crocs and cankles belonged in
90210?