Larry the Cable Guy, You'll Answer to Satan One Day

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• Some things don’t ever need to “git dun.” [BWE]

The New York Times is now sparking gay rumors. Give it two more years before Family Circus is next to Maureen Dowd. [DListed]

• This just keeps getting better: Eliot Spitzer’s number one lady was once the star of a Girls Gone Wild scene. [HT]

• It’s NYC graffiti, son! Co-opt that shit. [CityRag]

Carrie Bradshaw says she’s angry about Maxim naming her the least sexy woman in the world, and that it made her husband, Matthew Broderick, question his taste in women. Understandable, but they should both realize they’re getting mad at Maxim, laugh and then use that paper erection as kindling. [Yeeeah]

Candy Spelling gets blog space on the Huffington Post? Really? Oh, cruel media. [ICYDK]

Ashley Tisdale is a Muppet, right? [INO]

Mar 19, 2008 · posted by Cord Jefferson, MollyGood · Link · 10 Responses
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Comments (10)

No. 1 ilnazhad says:

No Norooz shout-out?

Posted: Mar 19, 2008 at 6:32 pm
No. 2 mae o'shea says:

i want him in me.

Posted: Mar 19, 2008 at 6:34 pm
No. 3 jujubees says:

I think it’s nice they warn us about their craziness by putting it on their heads like that.

Posted: Mar 19, 2008 at 6:40 pm
No. 4 Sugar Magnolia says:

A gay figure skater??? NO!

Posted: Mar 19, 2008 at 6:41 pm
No. 5 mae o'shea says:

oh my god, you hags are making me lose my shit today. i’m laughing so hard, i’m tearing up.

Posted: Mar 19, 2008 at 6:45 pm
No. 6 mae o'shea says:

okay, now this is definately not the most appropriate time for a spam post.

Posted: Mar 19, 2008 at 10:12 pm
No. 7 bedbugsandballyhoo says:

1. I don’t “git” it…
2. Why does he want to appease all those Mormons? Praise Moronixenu!
3. I don’t “git” why anyone would be surprised by, and or questioning, this FACT.
4. WTF???!!!
5. Why didn’t you link Yeeeah? Understandable, since I realiSe it would be a repetition of what that paper erection “Maxim” has already stated.
6. OLAST…. Old Ladies Always Stick Together.
7. WTF is Ashl(e)y Tis(e)dale?

Posted: Mar 19, 2008 at 10:40 pm
No. 8 Sugar is too lazy to log in says:

Cord and Whitney: For the amusement factor alone, please leave the interracial dating club spam on here in connection with the main pic.

Spammers are not all that bright, are they?

Posted: Mar 20, 2008 at 7:09 am
No. 9 Sugar Magnolia says:

Awww. You’re no fun.

Posted: Mar 20, 2008 at 9:54 am
No. 10 jules says:

A picture is worth a thousand words…

Posted: Mar 20, 2008 at 12:02 pm
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