• Remember sassy Danny Noriega? Well, he may be back to spread Christmas cheer all over the American Idol tour. [ITH]

• Good news: The spammers aren't just attacking Mollygood. Bad news: They still make us want to own a weapon. [Jossip]

• Ashlee Simpson is staying on track to becoming the next Joan Rivers. [DListed]

• Fergie's rep says she's not preggers, which means the singer is still the only one in the family allowed to pee her pants. [Us]

• Lucy Liu wants you to start paying $1 for tap water at restaurants so she can help African children. Because she has no money to donate herself. [ICYDK]

• Wearing Jessica Simpson's shoes? Pete Wentz never really recovered from that whole suicide attempt thing. [TR]

• Lauren Conrad says Us Weekly misrepresented her with this week's cover story. Heidi, meanwhile, is going over her script for next week's "exclusive." [ONTD]