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Mar 21, 2008 · posted by Cord Jefferson, MollyGood · Link · 9 Responses
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Comments (9)

No. 1 evil twin says:

Cord, why don’t you just tell us what we already know? What do you have in common with Michael Stipe?

Posted: Mar 21, 2008 at 8:13 pm
No. 2 souldecirce says:

molly ringwald won’t ever stop being beautiful, goodonher. ducky, how the mighty have fallen! you made me immediately consume all that is Otis Redding! i should have listened to my sister who said that Blaine was the right choice. was she right? where is andrew mccarthy?

Posted: Mar 21, 2008 at 9:45 pm
No. 3 Kitchy says:

Andrew McCarthy’s on Lipstick Jungle. Or was for an episode, if the previews can be believed.

He looks good.

Posted: Mar 21, 2008 at 11:53 pm
No. 4 bedbugsandballyhoo says:

Did you hags ever read the love letters Michael Stipe sent to Morrissey? *Sigh*

Posted: Mar 22, 2008 at 12:10 am
No. 5 evil twin says:

My mom says I look this way because she was raped by a yeti.

Posted: Mar 22, 2008 at 11:03 am
No. 6 evil twin says:

Awesome, I love having fans.

Posted: Mar 22, 2008 at 4:42 pm
No. 7 blah says:

Cord, that thing about Micheal Stipe was hysterical! Very well written. I don’t know if I’m more shocked that his band mates are straight, or shocked that he felt the need to tell everyone something that has been known for years.

Posted: Mar 23, 2008 at 8:19 am
No. 8 Lisa (#1) says:

You know what is funny? Rape. Good job, fake Evil Twin. Or is that Evil Twin’s evil twin?

Posted: Mar 23, 2008 at 5:34 pm
No. 9 Elle says:

i agree with you kitchy! he looks amazing!

Posted: Mar 24, 2008 at 3:41 am
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