Bottled Water Is Foolish!

• This is an April Fool's prank for good.

Jay Leno has apologized to the gay community for being a stupid face and asking a guest to make a "gay face." [DListed]

• "MTV Cancels The Hills!!!" [PS]

Beyonce and Jay-Z might get married, so, y'know, give up your dreams of dating either of them. [INO]

• People are finding avenues outside of music through which to feed Amy Winehouse money she'll spend on drugs. [ICYDK]

• That one bikini model who strangles herself with her breasts is now reviewing the film The Mist. Someone tell her it's not about being late for a train. [HT]

Celine Dion smokes weed and is still that into` herself. Yikes. [CityRag]

Apr 1, 2008 · posted by Cord Jefferson, MollyGood · Link · 7 Responses
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  • Comments (7)

    No. 1 maria says:

    i fell for it. all of it.

    Posted: Apr 1, 2008 at 7:54 pm
    No. 2 Kitchy says:

    I'd happily drink tap water if I couldn't taste the difference. Unfortunately Southern California tap water has a very distinct taste, and it gives me a headache. I just use my own filter, and go by taste on when to change it. I know there's nothing wrong with tap water, and that bottled water isn't better for me. I just have a taste preference, and plain tap water doesn't do it for me.

    People think I drink nothing but bottled water, though. I bought a six pack of bottled water awhile back and just keep refilling the bottles from the Brita thing in my fridge, so everyone sees me with a bottle all the time. I love water.

    That became entirely too long.

    Posted: Apr 1, 2008 at 8:18 pm
    No. 3 Kitchy says:

    Oh but to make it longer, this is why I won't order water when I eat at Chili's. They use tap water and it's cloudy and tastes gross.

    Posted: Apr 1, 2008 at 8:19 pm
    No. 4 queencrone says:

    In my area, "they" ( NO, I don't know who "they" are, it is the people that are in the know, right?)

    say that there are all kinds of things in our tap water. Like sex hormones and anti-depressants.

    That's because of the way "they" process our drinking water and then put it through the rusty pipes to our taps. I know my pipes MUST be rusty.

    (you can read the double ententre there, if you wish.)

    I just drink beer and avoid the whole dilemma.

    Posted: Apr 1, 2008 at 8:36 pm
    No. 5 Luz says:

    I'm going to wait until tomorrow to start believing anything I read. Today, I trust no one and nothing.

    Posted: Apr 1, 2008 at 10:08 pm
    No. 6 kat says:

    Damn, I got all excited about the Hills being cancelled! Thanks for ruining my day.

    Posted: Apr 1, 2008 at 10:46 pm
    No. 7 souldecirce says:

    my tap water is sienna-colored. i npretend it's tomato juice.

    Posted: Apr 2, 2008 at 4:20 pm
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