• There’s a reason we haven’t subjected ourselves to MTV’s Rock the Cradle. Behold that reason. [DListed]
• Mary-Kate Olsen took in a hockey game last night in NYC. No word on how her frail body survived being that close to the ice. [PS]
• Sarah Jessica Parker swears she will never use plastic surgery or Botox, so you can rest assured she will likely top those “most unattractive” lists for years to come. [ICYDK]
• Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon obtained a marriage license in the Caribbean. So this whole thing is legit? Really? Really? [INO]
• We never thought we’d see the day when Britney Spears was allowed to be in a swimming pool with her two sons. [CityRag]
• Kim Kardashian spent the day around numerous wild animals, and she made it out alive. Unfortunately. [HT]
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Oliva Newton John’s daughter looks like a puffer fish come to life.
Elle’s going to be ecstatic.
Perhaps MK is pulling a Duff and trying to score a hockey player now.
Matt Lattanzi lives in a teepee? When did that happen?
Okay, am I the only one who thinks that girl can’t sing any better than Madonna plays the guitar? I’ve watched Rock the Cradle (love Crosby Loggins!) and cringe when I hear this girl sing!
I believe that’s what Whitney’s saying as well, kat.
She’s awful. Granted, I’ve only seen two episodes and then this video, but she’s awful. The way she sang “I Honestly Love You” should’ve made Olivia disown her.
I love Crosby Loggins, too. But damn, the Snyder kid is an asshole who thinks way too highly of himself.