Tom Cruise Doesn't Understand You

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• Behold Tom Cruise! Tom Cruise is disgusted with you puny humans. Tom Cruise will laugh with glee when your blood stains the streets. [CityRag]

• “[Dina Lohan] has been named one of Long Island’s top 20 moms by Mingling Moms.” [DListed]

Simon Cowell smokes Kools! [ICYDK]

• “If something’s cool and funky and I like it, it doesn’t matter how much it costs.” -Vanessa Hudgens, role model [INO]

• Hey, everyone: Mischa Barton is a real woman with real legs. Get over it. [HT]

Britney Spears recently took a private jet to Kentwood, Louisiana to attend her 17-year-old sister’s baby shower. Smashing apart the class system is great.[Yeeeah]

May 5, 2008 · posted by Cord Jefferson, MollyGood · Link · 7 Responses
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Comments (7)

No. 1 brianna says:

can we please give tom cruise a break? for chris sake.
he doesnt have bad intentions, who are we to judge.

stop making headlines that make him look crazy, when its obviously false.

Posted: May 5, 2008 at 7:15 pm
No. 2 YerMom says:

LOL good one Brianna, and WTF is up with Mischa’s rear? My ass looks better than that and I am four years older and I have a kid.

Posted: May 5, 2008 at 7:49 pm
No. 3 YerMom says:

On a side note, today I decided to buy a 12 pack of Heineken Light. I had never tasted it before but after I saw the scale at the doctor I decided to fore go the 30 pack of Budlight. Anyhow, This beer is delicious, I have drank 4 in the last four hours. I should have just gone with the Natty Light.

Posted: May 5, 2008 at 9:04 pm
No. 4 queencrone says:

That’s my personal fave (Natty Light) YerMom, low weightwatchers points and 5.9% alcohol. And I found a store that sells the 12 pack for $8.

Cheap and tasty. :-)

Posted: May 5, 2008 at 9:21 pm
No. 5 queencrone says:

*Natty ICE* I hardly ever correct my typos, but beer is important.

Posted: May 5, 2008 at 9:48 pm
No. 6 Second says:

Why is Dina Lohan called the White Oprah on that link? I honestly don’t know what that means.

Posted: May 6, 2008 at 1:16 am
No. 7 gayledi says:

That picture of Mischa made me feel alot better about my 45 year old ass!

Posted: May 6, 2008 at 1:32 pm
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