Lindsay Lohan Again Takes Advantages of Music Buyers' Low Standards

• Here’s Lindsay Lohan’s new track, Bossy. Check it out before it’s yanked off YouTube, then be all, “‘Bossy’? More like sucky!” You genius, you. [INO]

• A Tyra Banks television show has prompted yet another act of violence. Nope, not kidding. [DListed]

• Lots of famous people drank tequila yesterday to celebrate the Mexicans beating the French 150 years ago. Very cultured, obvs. [PS]

• “There’s nothing cool about getting arrested for stupid stuff at my age.” -Shia LaBeouf, who will be totally cool when he’s arrested for stupid stuff at age 40. [ICYDK]

• Who keeps giving Paris Hilton all these dogs, and why? Doesn’t everyone know she kills them by starving them to death? [CityRag]

May 6, 2008 · posted by Cord Jefferson, MollyGood · Link · 8 Responses
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Comments (8)

No. 1 lale says:

First of all, what’s with the “Oh, oh” at the beginning of the song? Didn’t she learn from Ashlee Simpson that this isn’t a good thing? And the song is pretty awesome, if I go back in time and it’s playing at The Peach Pit while Steve and Kelly attempt to do the White Man’s Lambada.

Posted: May 6, 2008 at 4:02 pm
No. 2 Katie K says:

“Bossy.” Isn’t that a Kelis hit?

Posted: May 6, 2008 at 4:16 pm
No. 3 lale says:

If it was “Hussy,” the lyrics would make just as much sense.

Posted: May 6, 2008 at 4:24 pm
No. 4 cooter says:

Also I think “just a little coke whore” could be squeezed in there if she tried.

Posted: May 6, 2008 at 4:43 pm
No. 5 mrmonkeybottoms says:

‘Bossy’? More like ‘Sucky’!….oh wait. You just said that.

Posted: May 6, 2008 at 5:04 pm
No. 6 kat says:

Sucky, sucky $5.

I don’t even think the tween scene will buy this shit.

Posted: May 6, 2008 at 10:17 pm
No. 7 admittedlyaddicted says:

No bueno.

Posted: May 7, 2008 at 10:05 am
No. 8 kittenpaw says:

I was expecting the vocals to sound like Selma and Thelma from The Simpsons.

Posted: May 7, 2008 at 12:10 pm
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