• Alexyss K Tylor is back! And oh, God, is she NSFW. [DListed]
• “10 Tips to Rule Your Kitchen for a Girl On-the-Go“? Tip number one: stop calling yourself a “girl” before you’re old enough to have a kitchen of your own. [INO]
• Michael Lohan on ex-wife Dina’s Top Mom award: “Are you kidding! Top celebrity mom? Look at her off-screen antics, her lack of morals and how she conducts herself.” [ICYDK]
• Miley Cyrus‘ ratings are actually down after that whole Vanity Fair fiasco. Because, oddly enough, many people are boobs scared of boobs. [Yeeeah]
• Murakami’s at the Brooklyn Museum. Go if you’re in Brooklyn, not epileptic and interested in crazy, sexual, Japanese Manga characters. [CityRag]
• Clooney failed big and your mom and girlfriend still love him. Deal with it. [PS]
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Out of the Closet Pooper
Definition: A colleague who poops at work and is proud of it. You will often see an Out Of The Closet Pooper enter the bathroom with a newspaper or magazine under their arm. Always look around the office for the Out Of The Closet Pooper before entering the bathroom.
Oh my old boss was HUGE on the Out of the Closet Poops. He’d disappear for a half hour with 3 sections of the paper, and then we’d all deal with the repercussions for hours. I know Alexyss appreciates that shit.
Well now I know where stereotypes were born.
Ang are you talkin’ about the Japanimation?
Oust Air Freshener is a great spray.
It works on all kinds of bathroom users:
for the Out of the Closet Poopers, or the Had a Different Type of Restaurant Last Night Pooper, or the special type: I’m Trying A New Vegetable Vegan.
(Good LORD this last type gets so gassy.)
I like Lysol or Oust, because the rest of them all smell like you are walking through a rose garden in the middle of a sewage plant.
I like how she throws in a completely irrelevant story about how one of her friends started shitting through her mouth.
Il, that’s the magic of Alexyss K. Tylor.
I prefer Yoshimoto Nara to Murakami
Well, at least they are not ABLE to have anal sex due to all that held up shit being let loose. On the other hand, that would be a fun vidio to watch. She could use it as instructional.
Love her, she is hystericlal in the best way.
One should never care about a person so much as to hold thier shit for them. Unless, of course, you are being paid to do so. Then a clear glass coffee table should be involved.