• Clearly, we should not have made jokes about Latarian Milton, who was recently been institutionalized after attacking his grandmother. [DListed]
• Angelina Jolie has confirmed she's having twins, which the tabloids did months ago. It's time for celebrities to stop letting the tabloids they claim to hate so much be right. [PS]
• "Reese Witherspoon And Jake Gyllenhaal Are Ready To Wed." Guess what: You're not invited to the wedding, so don't care about it. [INO]
• Megan Fox was once so poor she was forced to have hairy legs. Oh, gawd! That's almost as bad as being so poor you can't eat food. [ICYDK]
• Lohan + Ronson + hickeys = speculation [CityRag]
• "Mariah Carey Has Baby Fever." Uh, no duh—why do think she likes Nick Cannon? Zuh-ing. [Yeeeah]
Editor
One time I was so poor I couldn't afford Nair for my moustache and I had to pluck my upper lip hairs with a tweezer, yea last week sucked. And I can’t see the Dlisted article because it's blocked @ work but 12 seems young to be institutionalized.
Well, Maria, lil Latarian gave his grandma, Vikkita, the beatdown over some Walmart Chicken Wings.
And no, I'm not making those names up even though what I just wrote sounds like the setup to a whammer of a bad ethnic joke.
That grandma should whip his ass.
I am still in that poor spot, share the love Megan?