'If You're Fat, You Don't Get Past the Front Door'
• Seriously, how do people like this get through life without being beaten to death? [INO]
• A new book of sex scandal stories about dead famous people will be released soon. Rest in shame! [DListed]
• Surprisingly, prima donna actors are having a difficult time on the set of Nailed, a film by David O Russel, the director known to call his actors and actresses "cunts." [PS]
• Kiefer Sutherland looks to be off the sauce. Good for him, bad for Anheuser-Busch. [CityRag]
• Kate Hudson and Owen Wilson have again broken up. Wah wah. [Yeeeah]
• America Ferrera, on moving Ugly Betty filming to New York: "I’m excited. I’m a little nervous too. New Yorkers are really cool." And don't you forget it, hippie! [ICYDK]
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if she's gonna try to play the high-class bitch
she might want to rock something other than the Ltd Express Tee (which she clearly bought in every color available when they were on the buy-one-get-one bin)
I just had a crazy thought.
Let's hook Shauna up with Bill O' Reilly. It will never work, but it will be so much fun to watch in the MEAN time. :-)
Keifer, don't sweat it, I'll make up the difference for Anhueser-Busch.
Summer's coming.
I give where I can.
don't hate on shauna too much guys; being a bitter bitch is hard work.
Didn't the Tranny wear an outfit similiar to Shauna's on ANTM? And Tyra disapproved. Yeah.
I actually love that show Split Ends.
I just read a a headline on a magazine that Owen and Kate were getting married yesterday. Make up your goddamned minds!
Hah, best part about Shauna, her salon is in Wayzata, MN. What the fuck do they know about high fashion and high end in Minnesota?!
hey now. back off on the mini-apple.
the twin cities is one of the greatest places to live. we've got a great standard of living, high wages, a thriving art, dance, music and theater community, cute accents, PRINCE, lots of organic-co-ops and agriculture, biker-commuters who do it all year long, bike lanes, the greenway and america's biggest mall.
Not to mention freezing cold winters! And the accents? Not cute. Sounds like one big hippy commune. Blow it up.
At least Shauna has some good self esteem.
You can go far, until people get tired of it.