'If You're Fat, You Don't Get Past the Front Door'

• Seriously, how do people like this get through life without being beaten to death? [INO]

• A new book of sex scandal stories about dead famous people will be released soon. Rest in shame! [DListed]

• Surprisingly, prima donna actors are having a difficult time on the set of Nailed, a film by David O Russel, the director known to call his actors and actresses "cunts." [PS]

Kiefer Sutherland looks to be off the sauce. Good for him, bad for Anheuser-Busch. [CityRag]

Kate Hudson and Owen Wilson have again broken up. Wah wah. [Yeeeah]

America Ferrera, on moving Ugly Betty filming to New York: "I’m excited. I’m a little nervous too. New Yorkers are really cool." And don't you forget it, hippie! [ICYDK]

May 16, 2008 · posted by Cord Jefferson, MollyGood · Link · 9 Responses
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  • Comments (9)

    No. 1 kellygrrrl says:

    if she's gonna try to play the high-class bitch
    she might want to rock something other than the Ltd Express Tee (which she clearly bought in every color available when they were on the buy-one-get-one bin)

    Posted: May 16, 2008 at 8:25 pm
    No. 2 queencrone says:

    I just had a crazy thought.

    Let's hook Shauna up with Bill O' Reilly. It will never work, but it will be so much fun to watch in the MEAN time. :-)

    Posted: May 16, 2008 at 11:17 pm
    No. 3 queencrone says:

    Keifer, don't sweat it, I'll make up the difference for Anhueser-Busch.

    Summer's coming.

    I give where I can.

    Posted: May 16, 2008 at 11:20 pm
    No. 4 deimos says:

    don't hate on shauna too much guys; being a bitter bitch is hard work.

    Posted: May 17, 2008 at 9:37 am
    No. 5 mae says:

    Didn't the Tranny wear an outfit similiar to Shauna's on ANTM? And Tyra disapproved. Yeah.
    I actually love that show Split Ends.

    I just read a a headline on a magazine that Owen and Kate were getting married yesterday. Make up your goddamned minds!

    Posted: May 17, 2008 at 3:01 pm
    No. 6 mae says:

    Hah, best part about Shauna, her salon is in Wayzata, MN. What the fuck do they know about high fashion and high end in Minnesota?!

    Posted: May 17, 2008 at 3:03 pm
    No. 7 rainbowfish says:

    hey now. back off on the mini-apple.

    the twin cities is one of the greatest places to live. we've got a great standard of living, high wages, a thriving art, dance, music and theater community, cute accents, PRINCE, lots of organic-co-ops and agriculture, biker-commuters who do it all year long, bike lanes, the greenway and america's biggest mall.

    Posted: May 17, 2008 at 5:41 pm
    No. 8 mae says:

    Not to mention freezing cold winters! And the accents? Not cute. Sounds like one big hippy commune. Blow it up.

    Posted: May 17, 2008 at 8:08 pm
    No. 9 queencrone says:

    At least Shauna has some good self esteem.

    You can go far, until people get tired of it.

    Posted: May 17, 2008 at 10:41 pm
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