• John Mayer upped the douche factor by charging a fan $10 to take a picture with him. [YouTube]

• The Ashlee Simpson-Pete Wentz wedding photo nobody has been dying to see. [People]

• Kelly Rowland is bitter she lost out a Sex and the City role to Jennifer Hudson. Trust us, Kel. It's a good thing. [ICYDK]

• Jessica Simpson is nursing her broken heart in Cabo with her parents. What a tough life. [INO]

• Martha Stewart is the new face of the "Got Milk?" ads, because if anyone can make you want to pick up a carton, it's her. [DListed]

• Good news: Jessica Alba and Cash Warren will be having another wedding so everyone can join in on their marital bliss. Does this mean they will have to get two divorces? [PS]