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Dane Cook as John Lennon. That's apt. [BWE]

• It's Juneteenth today. Time to celebrate the freed slaves! This year, the government's finally coming through with those 40 acres and a mule. Just kidding. Fuck you, descendants! [SH]

• No more doofus hats on grup parents who hate growing old. [ICYDK]

Maria Menounos is still second-rate Minnillo. [HT]

• These are not the ribald gents who wanted nothing more than girls, girls, girls. These are but sniveling schoolchildren. Away with the motley fools. [Yeeeah]

• Lipo-speculation. [CityRag]

Jun 19, 2007 · posted by Cord Jefferson, MollyGood · Link · 10 Responses
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  • Comments (10)

    No. 1 Kitchy says:

    Oh good. Let's take a really annoying couple with a really annoying picture and duplicate it. Yay.

    Posted: Jun 19, 2007 at 7:15 pm
    No. 2 April says:

    thats racist!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    hahahahahahhaha jk

    Posted: Jun 19, 2007 at 8:30 pm
    No. 3 imjusayin says:

    Wow, that's amazing how Beyonce manages to go on a world tour, get lipo in the morning and perform at night, and then do the same thing the next night. Leave the girl alone, she has a killer bod, and works hard for it. I mean , HELLO, she's a dancer, have you seen her performances?

    Posted: Jun 19, 2007 at 9:08 pm
    No. 4 hannah says:

    dane cook must go diiiiiiiiiiiiiie

    and kitchy are you saying lennon and yoko are an annoying couple?? they were BEAUTIFUL together!!

    Posted: Jun 19, 2007 at 9:59 pm
    No. 5 lale says:

    Okay, I like Dane Cook, but I'm feeling like an ass lately because it seems everyone else hates him. Am I missing something?

    Also, I'm with Imjus… Beyonce looks really good and sexy, no? I mean, what's the deal with calling her fat? Do we need any more Lara Flynn Boyles running around? (Actually, that chick is looking like she may just reach triple digits any day now.) Seriously, Beyonce works hard and looks hot. Why are people so down on her body?

    Posted: Jun 20, 2007 at 2:07 am
    No. 6 Kitchy says:

    Yes, I'm saying Lennon and Ono were an annoying couple. BEYOND annoying.

    Posted: Jun 20, 2007 at 10:37 am
    No. 7 halfsmoke says:

    that makes jessica alba yoko ono. i find that far more nausating.

    Posted: Jun 20, 2007 at 2:21 pm
    No. 8 evil twin says:

    Kitchy, I thought I was the only person in the world that found John & Yoko to be supremely annoying. The definition of self-important…

    Lale, I like Dane Cook too, but lately I'm rethinking my position. He just seems a little smarmy, trying to hard to be the frat boy's uber-hero.

    Posted: Jun 20, 2007 at 5:51 pm
    No. 9 evil twin says:

    Trying too hard, not to hard, I hate when I do that.

    Posted: Jun 20, 2007 at 5:52 pm
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