• Here's how not to put the gay rumors to rest: Get really drunk and take pictures with a lot of girls. [Jossip]

• The newest addition to the Spears family train wreck will be named Emma Jean. [INO]

• We always knew it would come to this: Amy Winehouse. In diapers. Don't ask us why. [DListed]

• Pete Wentz and Ashlee Simpson keep getting more obnoxious by the day. [PS]

• The Brangelina crazies are going to have to relocate for a few years. [Us]

• Pam Anderson says she spent Memorial Day with the love of her life. So she was alone, then? [ICYDK]