Motherly Love
• This is Christina Aguilera's idea of "mommy-daddy" time. [DListed]
• A member of the paparazzi has been arrested for stalking Jamie Lynn Spears. Um, isn't that his job? [ICYDK]
• "ABC breaks obvious, rude news." [QT]
• The Sex and the City women have competing Marie Claire covers. We smell yet another catfight. [PS]
• Pete Wentz says he felt "content" once he heard the heartbeat of Ashlee and Joe Simpson's unborn child. [Us]
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I can't stand the Simpson family just as much as the next guy, but that's a real vulgar comment. You can do better. That's why I come to this site.
drunk? check. boobs hanging out? check. short skirt that almost shows you vagina? check.
that looks like the beginning of mommy and daddy time to me.
your vagina*
but i guess it works the other way to
She needs to put those veiny tits away! My imaginary husband would be MORTIFIED.
I'm pretty sure my mom wasn't doing this 3 months after I was born.
I hate to admit it, but I find this picture of x-tina slightly arousing. Jesus, I need a beer.
Looks like X-Tina is breaking wind or about to take a dump…. I too find this pic slightly arousing.
I hope she's got some baby wipes in her handbag.
no.7
Billy, you were missed.
If my cooch had been that presentable, I'da almost showed it after my kid, too. I had hair down to my knees, and probably some labia, too. True story.
As for the Simpson comment being vulgar, are you kidding? Jessica's gaping maw is vulgar. Joe's beady eyes and diamond earrings are vulgar. Ashlee's face, before and after, is vulgar. That comment was simply funny.
I too thought it looked like she was ripping ass. Ripping ass while trying to slip a digit, no?
ilnazahad: that was so sweet of you to say…I have missed your company too. Like X-Tina, I am truly touched, there was me thinking I was a persona non grata on Mollygood.