• Oh, that's why I always cry! [HE]

• Stand by your much more successful friend so that Jay-Z might look favorably upon you when you next need a producer. Right? [DListed]

• Avril Lavigne says she wants to act, clearly forgetting that that's what her entire persona is. [ICYDK]

• The problems start with the hat and they keep going to the annoyed old lady technique of umbrella-as-weapon. [CityRag]

• Pamela Anderson and that damn magician, again. That goddamn Aryan magician haunts my private moments! [DS]

• Bee Movie does have A-list support. [PopSugar]

• Jessica Alba apparently likes her sex like she likes her film roles: absolutely meaningless. [HT]