• Please pass along the memo: Five annoying phrases are being retired from television. [MTV]

• Jessica Alba's brother has the same feelings we do when it comes to babies. [Us]

• Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson are still flaunting their obvious relationship in public, likely to Dina's dismay. [PS]

• A lucky little baby was born with a special present on his back. (Slightly NSFW) [DListed]

• Anne Hathaway on Michael Scott: “Making out with him is like the yummiest lollipop, dipped in sunshine and wrapped in a masculine wrapper! That’s the only way I can think to describe it.” [ICYDK]