• You would think with as much experience as she has terrorizing television audiences, Joan Rivers would grasp the concept of live TV. [QT]

• She's come so far: Britney Spears is allowed to be around wildlife without a huge tranquilizer gun nearby. [ICYDK]

• Rod Stewart is still in the baby-making business. Hope you weren't eating lunch. [INO]

• PETA has moved on to harassing Jessica Simpson. Unfortunately, Jess can hardly pronounce PETA, let alone understand what the organization does. [DListed]

• Remind me to set aside some time to stalk Ryan Gosling while he's in NYC. [PS]