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• Gerard Butler is searching for his "dream girl" who he says disappeared during a date a few years ago. OK, fine. It was me. [ICYDK]
• Rich people have problems, too: Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel fight over refrigerator space. [INO]
• Blake Lively's puppy is not above peeing on her owner, now matter how famous she may be. [PS]
• Janet Jackson manages to look both comfortable and uncomfortable at the same time. [SH]
• Mario Lopez on Eva Longoria: "We never dated. Unfortunately. We met a long time ago, and she was always with somebody or I was with somebody." Not like that's stopped him before. [DListed]
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Gerard! I'm here!!! I'm here!!!!
I'd like to be the first to congratulate the future Mrs. Whitney Butler.
The wedding will be held in Imagine Land at the enchanted castle on the corner of Gumdrop Lane and the Yellow Brick Road. For those of you arriving via the Red Queen freeway, take the exit 17, the Cinderella overpass, and follow it until you reach Humpty Dumpty's wall and turn left. If you pass little Red Riding Hoods place, you've gone to far. :)
I think I have a crush on KeeblerKhan.
Seems to me that if the date was going so well, she wouldn't have fled the scene while he was in the loo. Something's fishy here, and I bet it wasn't just his panties.
I bet Cheryl Burke jumped her ass in the bathroom, flushed her ass down the toilet and has been bidding her time this whole time.
Oh dear God he's dreamy. Looking at this man, it makes me wonder why anyone bothers with David Beckham or Ryan Renolyds
He's hot, but he looks like he might be willing to strangle you with one hand if things didn't go his way.
I'd give up my first born child to see him naked in my living room.
I'd give up cooters first born to see him naked in my bed.
I'd be willing to take the risk the strangulation of cooters first born to see him naked in my living room.
blah, are you willing to take the risk of strangulation by cooter's first born, or are you willing to actually strangle cooter's first born.
no matter. whichever you choose, i'll do the other.
(cooter, by strangle, i mean "feed ice cream to."
i'm not homicidal. even for g.but.)
Juju-in my house the living room is where all the kinky action takes place.
Blah- curses to you! I cant believe you would talk about the unborn child that I will never have in such a cruel way.
STM- thank you. You always have my babies back.
(damn now I'm singing Chili's baby back ribs)
I want my baby back. Who else wants ribs for lunch. And by ribs my chunky ass means, salad. And, beer.
STM, I wish I was an entertainment reporter so that I could refer to this angry hottie as "G.But." That's a good one!
STM - whatever will get me this hot slice of man cake. Yes, I just said man cake.