'New York Is In The Mother F--king House'

• Guess who's back — and going to Hollywood. [DListed]
• New York City is aiming to have every resident in the Bronx tested for HIV. Good luck with that. [ABC]
• Someone needs to program the Posh robot to clean up after herself. [INO]
• According to Kimora Lee Simmons, being a fabulous mother demands $480,000 in child support. [ICYDK]
• Poor little Raffaello: Anne Hathaway's ex has to spend his birthday behind bars instead of jetting away to Italy. [Us]
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I DO NOT BALEIEV FOR ANY INSTANT THAT IS IS FEMALE NO!
those look mighty heavy
Marilyn Monroe does not deserve that.
Is New York standing in an elevator in this picture?
Because that would make sense to me. The elevator lurched to a stop and deployed those air bags.
I just read that thing about Posh.
I don't think that it is all that unreasonable to ask someone that opens a cabinet door to close the cabinet door, after the person has retrieved the object that they were looking for.
Have you ever conked your head on an open cabinet door? That mess hurts!! And it is so easily preventable with a little thoughtfulness on the cabinet door opener's part.
Would you just leave your front door or car door wide open? I didn't think so.
Also, Posh, if David is all hung up on the vacuum lines, here is a tip. Get the closed loop type carpet. (The plush loop shows the vacuum lines but feels good on the barefoot.)
I know, everyone got scared of the closed loop carpet because that damn Berber carpet was a little rough on barefeet.
I kid you not, there is some closed loop that is plush feeling to the barefoot, but shows no vacuum lines.
I feel like I have saved a marriage here today.
:-) BEER TIME!
I don't have any carpet. But I'll still take you up on the beer.
Zing!! Here's your beer. :-)