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• Yeah, this girl is definitely a Lohan. Poor thing. [ICYDK]

• According to foreign stalkers, Angelina Jolie hasn't popped out the twins yet but she is in the hospital preparing for labor. [PS]

• Blake Lively doesn't want to be compared to Paris Hilton: "I don’t go to clubs, I don’t party, I don’t dance on tables and I don’t like sex tapes." We knew we liked her. [INO]

• Speaking of Paris, she says boyfriend Benji Madden won't let her get a tattoo because he thinks she looks "pure" without. So it's safe to say he's officially delusional. [DListed]

• Why you should believe the Madonna rumors. [Jossip]

Jul 1, 2008 · posted by Whitney · Link · 13 Responses

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Tagged: Angelina Jolie, Ashley Kaufman, Babies!, Benji Madden, Blake Lively, LCD Roundup, Madonna, Paris Hilton

Comments (13)

No. 1 jujubees says:

Yes, Paris is known for her virtue. She's like the Madonna and the whore but hold the Madonna.

Posted: Jul 1, 2008 at 2:34 pm

No. 2 Beth says:

Oh my goodness. Is he seriously taking a paternity test? She looks EXACTLY like him!

Posted: Jul 1, 2008 at 2:37 pm

No. 3 SeriousStyle says:

Poor thing, looks just like her illegitimate father.

And Blake Lively is the shit.

Posted: Jul 1, 2008 at 2:49 pm

No. 4 deimos says:

she's got to be the cutest lohan i've ever seen.

Posted: Jul 1, 2008 at 2:55 pm

No. 5 whatev says:

Wow, this (maybe) newest Lohan girl has a hard life ahead of her– a mom who whores her out to a gossip rag after being a whore with the biggest d-bag daughter-exploiting media whore of them all.

Denise Richards– take some notes from Kristi Kaufman.

Posted: Jul 1, 2008 at 2:55 pm

No. 6 deimos says:

of course i can't be certain she's a lohan unless she has the voice of a 40 year old stripper angel.

Posted: Jul 1, 2008 at 2:56 pm

No. 7 Lale says:

I thought Paris got a tattoo of Nick Carter. Or was he the only asshole in that couple?

Posted: Jul 1, 2008 at 3:43 pm

No. 8 fuschia deviant says:

Wowwwwwwww…

She looks EXACTLY like Michael Lohan. Same face.

Posted: Jul 1, 2008 at 3:51 pm

No. 9 DiNiGi says:

madonna is now synonymous for whore

Posted: Jul 1, 2008 at 4:42 pm

No. 10 Twiddles says:

Boy Geor– whoops, I mean Benji Madden, needs to rejoin reality. "Paris" and "Pure" may start with the same letter, but that's where the similarity ends.

Posted: Jul 1, 2008 at 5:09 pm

No. 11 jujubees says:

Thank you for the memo dinigi. I need to write this down somewhere. I'm just gonna start calling slutty girls big Madonna's.

Posted: Jul 1, 2008 at 8:59 pm

No. 12 whatev says:

Well if "Madonna is the new "whore," let me rephrase: The newest Lohan has a mom who Madonnas her out to a gossip rag after being a Madonna with the biggest d-bag daughter-exploiting media Madonna of them all.
That actually makes a bit of sense…

Posted: Jul 1, 2008 at 9:14 pm

No. 13 Lily the Pink says:

DiNiGi: Even if you're Catholic?

Posted: Jul 2, 2008 at 10:51 am