• Sorry, ladies: Pat O'Brien is getting married. Let's take a moment to honor one of the last good men with an encore presentation of his infamous voicemails. (YouTube audio NSFW) [DListed]
• Get this: Uma Thurman might be pregnant at the same time her ex-husband, Ethan Hawke, is preparing to marry a former nanny that she hired. The circle of life, Hollywood style! [Yeeeah]
• Barack Obama must be doing something right: His daughter isn't hanging out with Heidi Montag. [HT]
• Maggie Gyllenhaal threatens to leave New York City. To be honest, we didn't even know she lived here in the first place. [ICYDK]
• Alert the presses: Lindsay Lohan almost kisses Samantha Ronson. [PS]
• Eva Longoria got "ugly" for her role on Desperate Housewives. Except … she still looks pretty. [INO]
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But he promised that we were going to do some coke and "get crazy". I thought we had a thing …
Maggie Gyllenhaal: I don't think what she is saying is unreasonable.
LiLo: When someone finally catches them kissing it's going to be the shot heard round the world. It will be treated like the first time anyone has ever seen two girls kissing. Which in turn will stir up a bunch of anti-gay crap.
Eva's never been pretty and looks even more like ass now.
ugly on the inside.