I'm going to post a video of myself berating a dolphin, just to even the score with Hayden.

I don't understand why this site hates Coldplay so much.

At first glance I thought that was an Ashlee Simpson video in this post. Upon seeing it, I wished that it had been.

I bet Pete is wetting himself over the chance of having a Halloween baby. In other news Avril Lavigne is planning to get knocked up and delivering a preemie on Halloween to steal Pete and Ashlee's thunder.

If he were emo, Wentz's baby would use its prenatal guyliner to cut its own umbilical cord.

If he were emo, we could send them all to Mexico to get the shit beat out of them. Adios, idiotas.

New Rule: Any TV actress who tries to be a "recording artist" should lose her acting job.
This self-indulgent "I'm an actress AND a singer" shit must be stopped. Drastic measures must be taken to put a stop to it.

Watching the HP video is like watching a child's play. In which the kids earnestly and clumsily gyrate and bend over and hump each other. Uncomfortable!

All I can think of when I see it is she's-so-young-she's-so-young-SHE'SSOYOUNG. She might be "legal", but she's such a little girl.

HP's song isn't much to get worked up about. It will bomb like Hilton's after minimal air time, we will quickly forget about the above mess, and all will be right with the world… until LC decides she wants to drop an album.

"And tonight's top story, the first baby ever born with black bangs. That's right, baby Edward MySpace Beetlejuice, born Halloween night to pop royalty Pete Wentz and Ashlee Simpson and named after all of the couple's favorite Tim Burton movies, arrived into the world in fashion with a shock of black asymmetrical bangs falling over one of his little baby eyes. What's more, we are getting reports that baby Juicey jumped up off the birthing table and crawled into the bathroom to take a picture of himself in the reflection in the mirror before retreating to don an adorable Nightmare Before Christmas infant hoodie. Unbelievable!"

"Thanks Pat, looks like Pete and Ashlee have another hit on their hands!"

Killhorn.Commie.

I went to Coldplay in Verona, Italy a few years ago. It was in the arena, an old roman amphietheater. They were awesome. And before they had the guy von The Verve (R. Ashcroft). Also amazing.

So I'm now an Un-Anonymous-Coldplay-Fan. UACF.
The Heigl does it and so am I. WTF.

is it wrong that i still love Hayden unconditionally?

12 seconds. that's how long i lasted.

12.Seconds.

well played, killorn. well played indeed.

Yes, Foregone. Yes it is.

ok ok .. Hayden please put down teh mic and jump back into Hero mode. You're way too cool for this. why do actresses feel they need to put out some sort of mediocre pop album after they make a name for themselves? anyway, last time i saw you was with your stylist, that Kira PLastinina chick. i check'd out her site kiraplastinina.us, she's way cool too. you guys need to team up. just leave the mic at home lol