Why are Jen Aniston's nipples always showing? But what does that tell you? She spends all that money on diet and her looks… and she still can't keep a man. Try working on your personality sweety.

Sienna Miller disgusts me, she should be killed in the face.

Salma, listen honey you really need to marry this old guy. He is worth more than most third world countries and there is no way you will be able to find to financial resources to fight him in court for your precious baby. Do what Katie Holmes did, then you are in a position to exit with your daughter in tow.

I read an article once where they interviewed David Schwimmer and asked him who he would hook up with from the cast if he could. He said Jennifer Aniston because she has some condition where her nipples are always hard. So there's that.

Also, I like Rachel Bilson's shorts! I think she has cool style. People pick on clothes that are too scandalous, at least she's rocking a cute outfit that's not over the top. The end.

I'm sorry Ms. Aniston. The results are positive. You've got a condition that makes your nipples rock solid even in summer afternoon church. Not much is known about this condition, so naturally we'd like to keep your nips under observation. You understand. For medical purposes.

Somehow Daisy being associated with a SEAFOOD buffet isnt shocking in the least.

Seeing as you can't understand what Daisy's saying when she talks, I'm sure the singing will be much better.

So this is where the 16th minute is spent: at the Marlin, where Thursday is a seafood fest and "Kids Eat Free! Daily"

I'm a little more interested in that 17.95 fire roasted lobster.

And I wouldn't mind those shorts so much if they were her size. I think she must have gotten those from The GUTTES! Closet. I can see him in these.

yer mom

salma is 41
the baby daddy is 46
not too old.

The jokes are just way too easy….

Lol, my bad. She looks good for her age! And her baby is OH SO PRECIOUS. Almost as cute as Milla Jovovich's Ever.