• Diddy takes to YouTube to announce his discovery that he has 10 fingers and 10 toes. [DListed]
• Rumor has it someone secretly filmed Madonna and A-Rod having sex. Too bad that person won't be able to enjoy all that money he's going to receive from behind bars. [INO]
• The paparazzi are still chasing around Ashley Dupre for reasons unknown. [HT]
• Why Drew Barrymore and Justin Long split: "Justin gently suggested to Drew that they both slow down on the drinking, and she didn’t take it well. Drew believes she has control over her drinking." We've heard that one before. [Yeeeah]
• Pictures of Brad and Angelina cuddling on a hospital roof — except they're so blurry it could be some random hobos off the street, for all we know. [PS]
• Lindsay Lohan's new line of leggings is already sold out? Really? Really? [ICYDK]
Editor
Diddy is ACTUALLY really deep. I get it Diddy, I ain't player hating on you. Your wisdom ACTUALLY made me realize I too have ten fingers and ten toes, well 13 toes and 11 fingers if you count the ones in the mason jars but thats ACTUALLY another story.
Sean Puffy Pumpy Diddles Daddy Combs is the head of a multi kerjillion dollar organization. We can't expect him to be able to elegantly define his existentialist moments, let alone be able to define the word itself. That man is FAR TOO BUSY PRESERVING HIS SEXY to be bothered with so many syllables.
ex·is·ten·tial·ism. If you stumble over the pronunciation, just count off the syllables on your MANY FINGERS AND TOES. And don't forget to be aware that you are actually breathing!
Oh deedy, god bless you. I am so glad you have all of that money and I just have this silly grasp of the english language.
my favorite part was "obstacles."
he is making a good point, he's just the least eloquent person who ever lived.
I feel a bit silly being cynical about a positive message that is clearly about gratitude. Or maybe that's just my "bitchassness" coming out.
Or maybe I am just mad because when I run on the treadmill, the only thing I can think about is how to balance the paper plate of scalloped potatoes AND the 64 oz mug full of Mountain Dew & Gordon's Gin on the handlebars.
Guess what. I'm typing and it turns out, I have 10 fingers too. Puffy daddy and I have that in common.
killorn me too! I can never ever concentrate when i exercise. i can't think about ANYTHING or get anything done mentally!
sar, be a dear, check my blog, click on "who i am", and shoot me an email?
i have a burning burning question for you.
(and no i'm not crazy.
ok, yes, i am.
but really, i'm not.)
um, yeah…
never mind, sar!!!
I left you a comment by accident! I thought it would email you but I didn't notice. :( You can delete that!
but now you have my e-mail in case the embers of your question still burn for me.
my burning question has been posed to you via email!
I hope your embers are ok STM.