Things Look Different After You've Had A Few
• Introducing our new favorite thing: Drunk-o-vision. [CityRag]
• The new Amy Winehouse wax statue isn't that accurate, seeing as how it leaves out the filth and blood. [ICYDK]
• Matthew Broderick is cheating on Sarah Jessica Parker. This is according to Star, so take it or leave it. [Yeeeah]
• Madonna's on the verge of a breakdown. Unfortunately, it won't be near as entertaining as Britney Spears' shenanigans. [DListed]
• Lindsay Lohan plays a waitress on the set of Ugly Betty. She should probably get as much practice as possible, considering her tendency to destroy her acting career. [PS]
• Maggie Gyllenhaal doesn't read Mollygood. [INO]
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Unless Matt is cheating on Horseface Jessica Parker with someone named Lance of Bruce, I don't buy it.
When WAS the last post on Maggie Gyllenhaal exactly? She's not missing much :]
So, THAT's what Winehouse would look like if she had a shower. Interesting…
Isn't it funny you can look at a wax version of Amy and feel fine, then look at the real version and feel sticky and creeped out? Isn't it supposed to work the other way around?
well that explains why maggie hasn't realized she's fugly yet
those cartoons were hilarious. they reminded me of airtoons dot com. and airtoons reminds me of spamusement dot com. i now have plans for the evening :) (that is, until my paranormal state entire series downloads.)
I swear to Xenu, my keyboard does that very same thing when I don the beer goggles.
Also, I feel funnier.
I read some stuff the next day, and I think: Who the HELL posted with my name?
At least I retired from dating. Beer goggles makes so many things look so much different.
Beer goggles should have a sticker-disclaimer like my rearview side mirrors do.
"Objects viewed with these beer goggles may appear very different when you are sober"
the only thing that makes me black out so i don't remember what i did is sleeping pills