Worst Commercial Ever

• It's safe to say Sears has officially given up on trying to sell clothes. [INO]

Ashlee Simpson's belly seemingly grew 10 sizes overnight. [PS]

Sienna Miller gets "digitally enhanced." (NSFW) [Yeeeah]

Jessica Simpson and her dog Daisy have arrived in NYC. Where is Tony Romo? Isn't he supposed to be carrying Daisy around? [HT]

Angelina Jolie got pregnant by in vitro fertilization. Also, the sky is blue. [DListed]

50 Cent has moved on from his feud with Kanye West to take on Taco Bell. [ICYDK]

Jul 24, 2008 · posted by Whitney · Link · 13 Responses
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  • Comments (13)

    No. 1 Alice says:

    Shit, Sears is still in business? I haven't seen a Sears outside of a Latino neighbourhood in fucking years.

    Posted: Jul 24, 2008 at 12:57 pm
    No. 2 paige says:

    I doubt Ang went thru IVF.

    It's a 6 week process of injecting yourself
    with drugs, random blood tests and your stomach
    gets huge and uncomfortable.

    Once your eggs are removed and injected with sperm then you need to have the embroys implanted
    and then another waiting game.

    It's not fun and no amount of money will make the process faster or easier.

    Posted: Jul 24, 2008 at 1:15 pm
    No. 3 blah says:

    This makes me want to force all public schools to switch to uniforms.

    Posted: Jul 24, 2008 at 1:22 pm
    No. 4 sar says:

    Ashlee, you are still allowed to wear bras when you're very pregnant. Just…wasn't sure if you knew.

    All obvious points aside…the song was catchy.

    Posted: Jul 24, 2008 at 1:39 pm
    No. 5 Chelsea says:

    paige–

    They admitted it, didn't they? And Ang is trying to build a weird little army in her uterus, so I don't doubt that she did it. Fucking crazies

    Posted: Jul 24, 2008 at 1:45 pm
    No. 6 Alice says:

    Does it matter how Angie conceived? I mean, they're her and Brad's babies. What's the big deal? Is there some sort of stigma attached to IVF? Aren't we over that?

    Posted: Jul 24, 2008 at 1:47 pm
    No. 7 sar says:

    I'd like to help, Alice, so allow me to rephrase that magazine cover:

    "Nothing is interesting anymore! We grasp at straws for stories! Exclamation points look like straws!!"

    "NEXT ISSUE! Are Exclamation Points secretly the love child of straws!?"

    Posted: Jul 24, 2008 at 1:50 pm
    No. 8 Alice says:

    Sar, I would buy that magazine. I'd read it while I watched the world eat itself and the skies turn to blood, as it would surely signal the end times.

    Posted: Jul 24, 2008 at 1:52 pm
    No. 9 satines_crotch says:

    That Vanessa Hudgens commercial flooded me with nostalgia and longing for the days of "Baby..One More Time".

    Posted: Jul 24, 2008 at 2:48 pm
    No. 10 Mary Lynn says:

    One, it is no one's business how anyone gets pregnant. But the information from a "source without a name" is not admission to anything. When exactly did this woman have time to go through such an invasive procedure when she did not go more than two days out of the spotlight last year. She was seen picking up her son every day or meeting with big wigs at the Clinton Global Initiative. Also, US needs to check its calander as she left NYC in early October and she went to work right away in Los Angeles. Accept it folks, with these two, no birth control plus sex equals babies.

    Posted: Jul 24, 2008 at 3:01 pm
    No. 11 Keeblerkahn says:

    Put on your Sunday best kids; we're going to Sears!

    So, someone is getting paid to give Sienna Miller a hair bush. God bless this country.

    Posted: Jul 24, 2008 at 3:43 pm
    No. 12 queencrone says:

    I loved the 60's.

    It kinda hurt my feelings when on The Girls Next Door, Holly got rid of all the cute pictures of the girls from the bygone days and made fun of their "fur bikinis".

    What goes around comes back around. Why do you think I hung on to those platform shoes?

    Posted: Jul 24, 2008 at 9:21 pm
    No. 13 queencrone says:

    I have been enjoying Taco Bell tacos since the mid 70's.

    Mr. Fiftycent, with all due respect you were not even a twinkle in your Daddy's eye at that point.

    Whether those tacos are 79 cents, 89 cents, or 99 cents, they will still be purchaced by me.

    Just so you know, Mr. Fiftycent, every time I purchase a dozen tacos at taco bell, there always cheap. Even before you came into the picture.

    Why don't you go a head and talk to the gas pump people. I could use a fiftycent gallon of gas right about now.

    Posted: Jul 25, 2008 at 12:23 am
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