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• Jessica Simpson's father threatens Dallas Cowboys fans around the country: "She's coming to the games this year, so you better get ready. She's a fan from the beginning to the end." Or until she gets dumped. [PS]

• Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are considering asking Bono to be the godfather to the holy twins, which pretty much seals those kids' fate in rehab. [INO]

• Denise Richards is still campaigning to win the title of Most Vile Person Ever. [DListed]

• Lindsay Lohan was hit by a motorcycle over the weekend in NYC. There were no injuries, but father Michael still felt the urge to blab about it to every media outlet who would listen. [Yeeeah]

• Britney Spears is on vacation — but has yet to learn how to escape the paparazzi. [HT]

• Desperation: Madonna and Guy Ritchie will renew their wedding vows in a pathetic attempt to shoot down those pesky divorce rumors. [ICYDK]

Jul 28, 2008 · posted by Whitney · Link · 25 Responses

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Tagged: Angelina Jolie, Bono, Brad Pitt, Britney Spears, Denise Richards, Guy Ritchie, Jessica Simpson, Joe Simpson, Lindsay Lohan, Lindsay Lohan's Dad, Madonna, Sports, Texas, Tony Romo

Comments (25)

No. 1 Farah says:

papa joe is such a douche, if that skank really was a fan she's stop showboating her loser self at games if it really DOES piss people off…being a real fan mean sacrifice and pain…I know this cause I've devoted my life to the New York Knicks/Jets and get nothing but abuse and crap in return…I deal cause I'm a real fan…if they told me I was a jinx I'd leave Madison Square in a hot minute…another long rant…sorries to those who read. :)

Posted: Jul 28, 2008 at 1:43 pm

No. 2 lava says:

huge eagles fan

go jess go!!

Posted: Jul 28, 2008 at 1:47 pm

No. 3 Keeblerkahn says:

If Tony Romo can face down a defensive line weighing in at over a ton of man meat who all want to crush him and he punks out every time Jess is in the stands, the dude has problems.

Posted: Jul 28, 2008 at 1:50 pm

No. 4 Chelsea says:

lava–

I was thinking the same thing! As an Eagles fan, I'm beyond thrilled to see this skank at every Cowgirls game. Go Jess Go!

Posted: Jul 28, 2008 at 1:54 pm

No. 5 whatev says:

Umm, what exactly is Britney vacationing from? Swimming in her own backyard?

Posted: Jul 28, 2008 at 1:55 pm

No. 6 sar says:

I hear you Farah. But… isn't she old enough to stop the abuse?

Posted: Jul 28, 2008 at 2:01 pm

No. 7 Farah says:

whatev-vacationing from pretending to give a fuck about her kids prolly

Posted: Jul 28, 2008 at 2:01 pm

No. 8 mae says:

I'm taking 6 games and the under before she stops going to the games. That being said, keep jinxing him, Jess! GO PATRIOTS!

Posted: Jul 28, 2008 at 2:05 pm

No. 9 Farah says:

I guess as long as her daddy is her puppeteer she'll continue pissing Dallas fans off…she's a moron-I'm thinking like a fan though-not rational-I guess she'd be caving either way-to the fans or her dad-I've spent too much time thinking about this now- :)

Posted: Jul 28, 2008 at 2:07 pm

No. 10 mae says:

Oh, and Brit actually looks like she's lost a few. And with all the money she has, Cabo? Cabo?? Perhaps she's a fan of Cabbo Wabbo.

Posted: Jul 28, 2008 at 2:07 pm

No. 11 Farah says:

LOL mae-agree with everything but the patriots part ;)

Posted: Jul 28, 2008 at 2:08 pm

No. 12 mae says:

Hey, we can't all be perfect. Winks! ;)

Posted: Jul 28, 2008 at 2:14 pm

No. 13 maria says:

Cabo is fun to say, brit brit strikes me as the kind of person who would go somehwere just because it's fun to say. Just watch next year she's going to Lake Titikaka.

Posted: Jul 28, 2008 at 2:43 pm

No. 14 lava says:

hehe maria made me giggle

hehehe… kaka

Posted: Jul 28, 2008 at 3:14 pm

No. 15 judy says:

I bet that comment to the fans, has Tony fuming.
She wasn't a true fan before, so why should they believe she is now a fan for life?
If she just came and didn't flaunt herself for attention, it would be different.
She hates football, she hated it when Nick loved it.
She seems like the type to whine to him that he spends too much time with the football team during the season.
I can't wait for her to get dumped again.

Posted: Jul 28, 2008 at 3:53 pm

No. 16 Farah says:

She hates football, she hated it when Nick loved it.She seems like the type to whine to him that he spends too much time with the football team during the season.
I can’t wait for her to get dumped again.
-well said, yet another reason this mouth breather and her dimwit father need matching muzzles-

Posted: Jul 28, 2008 at 4:08 pm

No. 17 YerMom says:

I'll bet she is out before the first game.

Posted: Jul 28, 2008 at 4:33 pm

No. 18 mae says:

Anybody else? Anybody? Anybody? Bueller? Bueller?

Posted: Jul 28, 2008 at 4:59 pm

No. 19 Farah says:

aww mae, you're cute :)
I give it an ample (purposly chosen adjective) four ball games.

Posted: Jul 28, 2008 at 5:52 pm

No. 20 mrs favre says:

Every chick in Dallas looks like her. Us regular folks can't afford to go to the games anymore

Posted: Jul 28, 2008 at 6:07 pm

No. 21 Daria at Gorgeous Black Women says:

Can Bono be my godfather? Stepfather? Some sort of father? I want free organic t-shirts and jeans.

Posted: Jul 28, 2008 at 6:53 pm

No. 22 stopthemadness says:

eagles
patriots
steelers

in that order.

Posted: Jul 28, 2008 at 6:57 pm

No. 23 lava says:

mae did you get that from last weeks episode of psych? i got so excited when i read that.

LOVE that show, but i'm still waiting for the 3rd season to come around

Posted: Jul 28, 2008 at 9:27 pm

No. 24 YerMom says:

I will be rooting for my Raiders, a girl can dream right? I miss Gannon :(

Posted: Jul 28, 2008 at 11:04 pm

No. 25 gayledi says:

Britney likes to vacation wherever Spring break is popular, next stop Destin y'all!

Posted: Jul 29, 2008 at 12:29 pm