1. There is no greater sign of the apocalypse than the tuck and roll cuff. All repent the end is near. They never stay frigging tucked. Why is Katie Holmes a trend setter? The moms in a rush to get everyone to school should not be a trend.

Baggy tops, rolled jeans, and heels is not a look. It's what you wear when you're backed up on the laundry.

2. Someones going to need braces

3. I seriously doubt Jen is having a revenge baby. I just wonder if it will get her original nose? But I don't believe she's pregnant. Who'd have a baby with John Mayer?

4. Speaking of babies. Babies first valtrex.

5. I just fell into a coma from boredom.

6. And to think peta wants to protect them. But who will protect the humans. I'm starting a group called. HETH. It's time for those puppies to pay.

When asked about Jennifer Aniston having a revenge baby, Brad Pitt said, "Jesus is she still playing the victim?"

OMG Ricky Bobby was right about the wild dogs!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BWKisUSxjXk

I think a c-section for Jenna is in order for various reasons. You know she doesn't want to wreck her newly reconstructed poon.
Poor kid. Having to develop in such a toxic wasteland.

I love it when you quote Ricky Bobby.

I'm starting to loathe jennifer aniston.

this look is actually cute. in the j crew catalog they have been doing this since may. now, the jeans katie holmes is wearing (Bugle Boy) the baggy legs, are hideous. every trend meets massive resistance and sometimes that is good. for example, the low riser jeans, the ray bans etc., nobody wants to be uptight and wear "mom jeans" those pleated front jeans with stone wahed, lee brand type. and if one does, then well, frankly you are old in the mind. styles come and go.

first of all there's no way to escape the tuck and roll. the 80s came back and left again and the 90s are next. remember to tuck well before you commence with the rolling, really helps in the long run.

i doubt jennifer aniston gives a crap about brad anymore. but for some reason america loves to hate her and make up ridiculous stories.

and suri! with the bottle! i mean c'MON! my kids pediatrician would have slapped me by now!

Ugh, why are they trying to bring back the late 80s/early 90s? I'm sick of crappy fashion trends from the past.

You better watch your back JuJu, those wild dogs will ruin your Crystal Gail shirt.

look at the model's ugly skinny feet and thin ankles. Skinny legs gross me the fuck out.

I DOUBT Katie started the trend, I'm sure her stylist suggested it.

Oh my you broke out then Crystal Gail Keebler! Now I have "don't you turn my brown eyes blue" stuck in my head…damn you!!!!

As for the rolled jeans "look" I really think its only ok when you are in danger of getting your pants very wet or dirty and you don't want to spend the rest of the day walking around with that weird nasty feeling fabric, so roll em up. The shoes and feet dry quickly. As for it being a fashion statement, only in trailer parks…where the meth has made you lose so much weight your pants are sagging and suddenly too long it seems, but hey, you got your heels, so you still feel you look fabulous. YUCK!

srsly, i started this trend when the crick got too high for me to walk in without my mom knowing i was in the crick (you think "crick" is a bad image - it was actually a drainage ditch)

I love it - it's the first pants trend that's incredibly useful - and best of all, emo kids can emulate it without having to buy anything from the establishment! yaaay!

As Oscar Wilde put it so powerfully eloquent:

Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months.

Just sad that this words of wisdom not also apply to some annoying Z-Listers.

Oscar Wilde quotes in the Mollygood comments, AWESOME!!!