Thank Heavens For Joel McHale

• It's safe to say America Ferrera really hates Blake Lively. [DListed]

Javier Bardem's mother proudly watched him strip before making it big in Hollywood. Um, OK? [ICYDK]

• Two of our favorite things combined. How did we not know about this earlier? [CityRag]

• Mmmmm, George Clooney. [PS]

Matthew McConaughey plans to plant baby Levi's placenta in an orchard. In other news, we just vomited. [Yeeeah]

James Franco should be President: "If you’re ever out of work, make a sign — 'Homeless, Please Help.'" [INO]

Aug 11, 2008 · posted by Whitney · Link · 18 Responses
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Comments (18)

No. 1 mae says:

I could watch that video over and over again.

Posted: Aug 11, 2008 at 1:04 pm
No. 2 Broomstick says:

um yeah Blake Lively is overrated. America, on the other hand, has been around for a while (I remember seeing her in old Disney movies before she became famous) and I always thought she was underrated, so good for America for becoming successful with "Ugly Betty."

Blake is so boring. Go away, woman. Blondes are tired and boring.

Posted: Aug 11, 2008 at 1:15 pm
No. 3 Broomstick says:

*tiring, not tired.

Posted: Aug 11, 2008 at 1:15 pm
No. 4 Kitchy says:

Seriously, how did you not know about the cupcakes before now? We had them often when I was a kid and my kids and I have been making them together for years.

I cannot stand Gossip Girl, but I like America a little more now.

Posted: Aug 11, 2008 at 1:34 pm
No. 5 Skaði says:

I don't understand the vomiting comment. Why is giving back to the earth such a disgusting thing?

Posted: Aug 11, 2008 at 2:00 pm
No. 6 lava says:

hilarious clip. i'm going to start mean mugging gossip girl along with my usual not watching of it.

Posted: Aug 11, 2008 at 2:21 pm
No. 7 MagStar says:

America may hate Blake, but for that video, I LOVE America. I guess Blake has to upsell her crappy show since it's barely hanging on and Ugly Betty is a well-oiled machine.

Posted: Aug 11, 2008 at 2:28 pm
No. 8 Kitchy says:

I don't understand vomiting over burying the placenta, either. It's not like he's doing what some mothers do and freezing it to eat later.

Posted: Aug 11, 2008 at 2:29 pm
No. 9 Chelsea says:

Kitchy–people do that?! And there's a vomit factor because, well, Eww. It's not giving back to the earth if the earth didn't ask for it–or create it–Go put it back in her womb if you're giving back. See how gross that is?

Posted: Aug 11, 2008 at 2:33 pm
No. 10 Kimberly says:

I should only hear about my own placenta, even then I'm not all that keen on hearing about it. I needn't be informed of others' placentas. If you want to bury it, eat it, or stick a feather in it and call it macaroni, fine, just keep it to your selves. I highly doubt anyone asked Matthew "Hey, so what are you doing with the placenta? A little naked bongo action perhaps?"

Posted: Aug 11, 2008 at 2:40 pm
No. 11 Kitchy says:

I don't think it's gross to plant it. I expected nothing less from Matthew. *lol*

And yes, people really do eat the placenta.

Posted: Aug 11, 2008 at 3:01 pm
No. 12 vagarious says:

What ever happened to placenta in shampoo? Wasn't that a craze a while back? All this placenta talk made me wonder.

Posted: Aug 11, 2008 at 3:05 pm
No. 13 Skaði says:

Chelsea, that's the thing. Everything about our bodies is a product of the earth, and yes, she does ask for a little love back. A placenta has so many vitamins and minerals that it provides a good amount of nourishment - either to plants or to a human if they chose to eat it. I've also heard of people who dry it and put it in capsules.

(No,

Posted: Aug 11, 2008 at 3:14 pm
No. 14 Skaði says:

What the fuck - now I understand the comments about being told to slow down. I was trying to say….

(No, I didn't do anything with or even ask after my son's placenta.)

Posted: Aug 11, 2008 at 3:15 pm
No. 15 Kitchy says:

Placenta shampoos are made with vegetable placenta, not human/mammal placenta.

Posted: Aug 11, 2008 at 3:18 pm
No. 16 Lale says:

I saw my brother's placenta when I was 15. Needless to say, I did not want to look at my own kids' placentas years later.

That reminds me of a special moment during my son's birth. While I was pushing, my doctor mentioned that he had a lot of hair. Then she said, "Do you want to reach down and feel it?" I felt like screaming, "What, Bitch? What did you just suggest I do, you dirty, filthy, whore?!" Instead I asked her to "Suck him out or give me a C-section." Sigh. Memories.

Posted: Aug 11, 2008 at 3:19 pm
No. 17 ilnazhad says:

I get it. I can't watch the videos because they can only be viewed in the States. Seriously. Whatever, we have timbits.

Posted: Aug 11, 2008 at 3:37 pm
No. 18 blah says:

I've heard people make pate out of it. Ew. Speaking of, what do the doctors do with that stuff? Do they plant that out in the backyard or do they run it down the garbage disposal?

Posted: Aug 12, 2008 at 4:15 am
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