Could this tramp BE any more desperate?

Jessica looks more constipated than sexy

Aren't those the tattoos you get in prison when you've raped someone? They just look like shitty blobs to me.

Isla's jeans don't look excessively baggy to me. And Jessica does not look sexy, I agree. She's trying way too hard at this point…

F'rills, all I see is one nauseated lady.

"Youuuuhhhh guyyyhhhhhs I don't filllll so gooood….."

That's the face I make after Thanksgiving dinner and I'm plopped on the couch trying to watch TV over my distended belly.

Can someone please teach this girl how to cover her breasts? For the love of sanity, jeez. Or just go ahead and give her the Hepatitis and other nasty stuff and lets start calling her Pamela Anderson.

Looks like someone has been dipping into Rachel Zoe's face shovel again…

rofl

The photo of Lindsay Lohan's hand made me miss my grandma.

Also, the Witches of Eastwick? Oh well, I guess one girl's classic is another girl's trauma at seeing Jack Nicholson's fat, naked belly.

Question…Why is her mouth constantly agape?

I knew a girl named vanessa with the same tattoo. She said a guy showed up at a party and he was "giving out party dots." Maybe the same guy showed up at one of their parties.

OMG or maybe Vanessa is their "third."