• Fergie's new single is an amalgam of Extreme, Pink and garbage (literal garbage, not the band). [DListed]

• Bud got busted with buds. [BWE]

• Joey Buttafuoco looks like butt. [Glitterati]

• I hope they didn't eat half an hour ago. [HT]

• Cameron says breakups hurt. Thanks for a scintillating interview I could have read in a middle school girl's bathroom. [ICYDK]

• Crow buys American. [Yeeeah]

• Demi wants Ashton to stop drinking? How 'bout first he concentrates on not being grating the instant you see his face. [CityRag]